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Happy Halloween to all Ghouls @ AD...
by Ed Matlack

Monday, October 30, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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To those ghouls I call friends,

And to those I know not, I do send,

A Happy Halloween greeting,

I hope candy you get so you can be eating…


Such fright is struck this time of year,

But oh don’t worry friends, have no fear,

Tis’ but one day so have good cheer,

Lock your doors and close your windows,

Just in case the ghouls of AD do appear…


Some of those ghouls are as follows,

Ed Kostro being the biggest hiding out in the hollows,

Kate Clifford/AKA Killer Kate living quite far north,

Eileen Waldron attacking every male that comes forth,

Then there are those unnamed ghouls that live with the swallows,

Those are the ones that are most fearsome so beware,

They hang around till of next month the fourth…

© ed J 10/30/06

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Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 10/31/2006
same to you Ed very humorous, oh your bio picture is cool. My wife and I did one just like it, only we were dressed in western attire, I'm a cowboy
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/30/2006
Happy Halloween to you and to Rufuz, Ed. Thank you. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell 10/30/2006
Happy Halloween from an unnamed ghoul.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 10/30/2006
I'm not surprised you could find a photo like that! Love it!

As for me........and my part......Why do it just for Halloween? Its time to make it a long holiday.........heheheheh

Loved the write!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/30/2006
I've been hiding out in the Hollows giving out speeding tickets; now, I soon venture to the Barrens, and then to - the area around Landisville. Beware, Bro - tomorrow is my Big Day!!!
Reviewed by Gwendolyn Thomas Gath 10/30/2006

Thank you for the Halloween wish!
Take care,

From the Heart of an Artist Quiet Storm
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 10/30/2006
Snap-snap-clap-clap...happy clappy halooooo-weenie!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 10/30/2006
Oh halloween....what a full moon!
this is hilarious.
Reviewed by Brittany Renée 10/30/2006

Loves it!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/30/2006
Too funny; but I'll take the Hallowe'en wishes; thanks!

Love, your ghoulish Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D

That picture...OH, my LORD!!!! LOL
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader) 10/30/2006
Great poem Ed. Victor
Reviewed by Tactfully Naive 10/30/2006
Me thinks the contents of this poem are for lying down on your side and avoiding, and it should also bear a label, and the label is BEWARE!

Some fool asked if I was going to have dollar coins on standby for tonight. I said, 'Me, a Scot, have dollars on standby? My friend, I am ten years old tonight and am going out on the doors for dollars.'
Reviewed by Peter Paton 10/30/2006

The best type of candy is eye

Watch out for those terrible twins too...;-)

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/30/2006
Happy BOO! day to you too, Ed; stay safe!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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