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Happy Turkey DAY...
by Ed Matlack
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER
STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
I'm a wee bit late in reading this, but enjoyed your "Happy" all the more.

Micke
Reviewed by Sherry Heim
Heh-heh..not much chance of that, Ed. Very cute!!
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by richard cederberg
Amen to that Ed.

Good write! You guys be blessed and don't eat too much. Rufus make sure that you leave some pie for daddy-human OK? WOOF!

Richard Lloyd Cederberg
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Thank you...happy turkey day to you too...watchit Rufuz...he is going to eat your share too!!

Love Tinka :)
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
And May your Turkey turn into an EMU and kick your dunny door in, whilst you sit upon the throne after thanksgiving dinner.....

;)EEEEAAAAWWWW
Ch'erie
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
It's best to put it in your mouth, Little Brother, not on your thighs, unless of course, you are feeding it to Rufuz!
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Hee hee ... this is clever, Ed! Thank you for the smiles -- I'm hoping the very same things, myself -- especially the last about the thighs. Well done.
Love,
CJ
Reviewed by E T Waldron
And may yoo blessed with all the fat so I don't get any;)JK!
Happy Day to you Rene,and Rufuz!...ET
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
To you too dear sir...to you too.

Al
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Well, just because the mashed potatoes don't have lumps, doesn't mean something else won't.
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