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Happy Turkey DAY...
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER
STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
Happy Thanksgiving!


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Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 11/25/2006
I'm a wee bit late in reading this, but enjoyed your "Happy" all the more.

Micke
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 11/22/2006
Heh-heh..not much chance of that, Ed. Very cute!!
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by richard cederberg 11/22/2006
Amen to that Ed.

Good write! You guys be blessed and don't eat too much. Rufus make sure that you leave some pie for daddy-human OK? WOOF!

Richard Lloyd Cederberg
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/22/2006
Thank you...happy turkey day to you too...watchit Rufuz...he is going to eat your share too!!

Love Tinka :)
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 11/22/2006
And May your Turkey turn into an EMU and kick your dunny door in, whilst you sit upon the throne after thanksgiving dinner.....

;)EEEEAAAAWWWW
Ch'erie
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 11/22/2006
It's best to put it in your mouth, Little Brother, not on your thighs, unless of course, you are feeding it to Rufuz!
Reviewed by CJ Heck 11/22/2006
Hee hee ... this is clever, Ed! Thank you for the smiles -- I'm hoping the very same things, myself -- especially the last about the thighs. Well done.
Love,
CJ
Reviewed by E T Waldron 11/21/2006
And may yoo blessed with all the fat so I don't get any;)JK!
Happy Day to you Rene,and Rufuz!...ET
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 11/21/2006
To you too dear sir...to you too.

Al
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 11/21/2006
Well, just because the mashed potatoes don't have lumps, doesn't mean something else won't.
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