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Waxing Poetic Musings...
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Thanks to J.L.Day for the inspiration...



 


What type of wax is herein used,


If we use too much will it be abused,


Will the musings just wax away,


Should we wax with equal strokes,


Or say the hell with it and take some tokes…


 


Is wax from a turtle worthwhile,


Does it show the waxer has style,


Fortunately the poet herein finally used Dial,


Perhaps for waxing the muse they have a size that is a trial…


© ed J 12/27/06


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Reviewed by E T Waldron 12/28/2006
I like the way you wax;-) Hi Ed and Rufuz, I missed you guys! Thanks for everything!

Love,
Eileen
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/28/2006
Fortunately the poet herein finally used Dial,

Very glad to hear that my Care Package finally arrived!!
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 12/27/2006
At the rate my hair is leaving me, I may take up waxing...LOL
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 12/27/2006
Thanks for the Dial, Ed, things were getting to be a bit more than smelly over there. LOL. Wax it up and buff it out...you might be amazed by the shine that comes up
Take care,

Sherry
Reviewed by J.L. Day 12/27/2006
YEA! I always wanted to be an inspiration to SOMEone!
Nice write, my witty friend.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/27/2006
Use that wax well pal!!

love Tinka
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 12/27/2006
Enjoyed this much...loved the last line.
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader) 12/27/2006
Hey, hey, hey....Ed...this is a jewel!
You surpassed yourself on this one. I'm glad you felt like
'waxing,' but...no...there is no 'trial' waxing for poets. It
is the whole shebang, or nothing.
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