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Hanged Over...
by Ed Matlack
Monday, January 01, 2007
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Do any of you feel the same,

Don’t of me for it blame,

All I did was get high,

Most I can do now is sigh…


Raining kitties and puppies,

Better today for the guppies,

Only old hippies living here,

Fortunately none of them thar yuppies…


My yard does look like a mud wrestling rink,

But fortunately so far it does not stink,

Have to wait till next time the pump goes on the blink,

Till then Rufuz and I will be quite muddy I think…J

© ed J 01/01/07

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Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 1/1/2007
Glad the stink is gone, one can only take so much of Jackie I awoke to a beautiful morning, a little rainy, but nevertheless a great day to be alive...with so much sickness within our world, I'm just thankful to be up and about..peace in my soul, and a little dread of going back to work tomorrow! Oh well, all in all glad to be here and glad to have lived through another year with the grace of God.
Blessings to you and Rufuz...for the year 2007 Happy New Year,
Joyce Bowling
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell 1/1/2007
What the heck kind of trouble are you getting that poor dog into now?
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 1/1/2007
No, thankfully, I don't feel the same :o) Awoke to a beautiful, 'tho cold, sunny day, and I feel at peace with the world; a great beginning of 2007!

Can't help but wonder what that smoke does to Rufuz...?


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/1/2007
you made quite a BIG puddle Ed....what did you drink????

Can only be Cherry Pepsi I think!!

Now wrestling in the mud could be great fun partner!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/1/2007
Enjoy the mud :-) Its good for the hang over's over here...........Just a smile on my lips as most say.....ohhh wasn't that a party?:-)
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 1/1/2007
If you and Rufuz decide to get into mud wrestling, please for the love of God DON'T post any pictures!
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 1/1/2007
You two need a couple of ponchos and some galoshes.
Keep dry.
Happy New Year!
Reviewed by William Bonilla 1/1/2007
do you and Rufuz wrestle in oil too?
Its a beautiful day here (Georgia), hope you are having
one there too

Happy New Year
Reviewed by H Cruz 1/1/2007
let me introduce you to my friend bloody mary... :)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/1/2007
Get a big bucket, Bro, and catch those raining kitties and puppies!! And keep yer eye peeled, for those pretty pink flamingos, too!
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