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Stoner...
by Ed Matlack
Monday, June 18, 2007
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Yep, from dope, I be that,


Too much is never a problem,


Too little and I need some, STAT…


 


Am I addicted,


Yes with toking the herb I admit,


I am very much afflicted …


 


Would do it from morning till night,


Unfortunately though I have to work,


And as far as I am concerned that ain’t right…


 


So when home I do arrive,


To get me to sleep & another day survive,


Just a few tokes to keep me sane, as I never do it when I drive…


© ed J 6/18/07

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
The only thing I am addicted to is reading you....keep safe !!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by D Johnson
Quite a fix, ain't it? Damned if you do, damned if you don't...it's a good thing you have your vibrant pen to keep you 'slightly deranged.'

Peace,
Dan
Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Why do you think they call it dope?! Now come on, if you ever drank Big Mouth Schmidt, you would know that it went down like water (and came back up like kerosene)! -- Sincerely, Dopey, the Giant Dwarf.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Just don't go one toke over the line, my friend, or I'll have to get good old Rufie to hide your stash - again!
Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Lol! Damn that job anyway. Always gettin in the way! I smoked some way back when (wa a a a a y back) and never liked it. Seemed a waste to do something that made you want to eat everything in sight then sleep. Wasn't my cup o' herb! Nice piece!
Reviewed by E T Waldron
You seem to be addicted to writing about being stoned...wonder if it helps ;-)

ET
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