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Ruf, Doggie Dog…by His self…
by Ed Matlack
Friday, November 28, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I’ve been a dog all my life,

I got fur instead of hair, ain’t that nice,

If I were in any part a human,

That part I would cut out with a knife…


I eat dog food or whatever I can find,

It may not smell to great, you know I’m not lyin’,

But for me its made to keep me nourished,

Having a happy body will lead to a happy mind…


I try to live with my dad’s idiosyncrasies,

Sometimes he likes to act out, then gets the crazies,

He doesn’t like to work, because he has the lazies,

Sometimes I have found him picking then eating,

The ever-loving’ flowers called daisies…



© Rufuz/AKA: Ruf, Doggie Dog/Woofie/Stinky/Hairy & so on,


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Reviewed by Georg Mateos 11/29/2008
Okay Rufie boy, now you are one in the Ed's family, you like to rat!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Felix Perry 11/28/2008
Well Rufus old buddy I think he must have been smoking them daisies after the write he did about poor kind Santa
Reviewed by Bonnie May 11/28/2008
You Rock Rufuz, you've been getting Daddy's pen a lot lady. Love hearing what you have to say...Be good to Daddy...Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 11/28/2008
i like your work rufuz

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