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...a drunken rant with no meaning...
by Ed Matlack

Friday, June 03, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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and I don't drink either, so how can it be a drunken rant, less I be drunk on life...



 

says it all the sign

drive between the lines,

drink too excess,

gas expensive, more or less,

beer less so, our country a mess,

the blue globe outside my house,

shines as brightly as possible,

blurry when one does imbibe,

still to me makes house hospitable…

 

of course I’ve not been drinking,

nor have I had a shower,

so now I be stinking,

but I live alone,

in this house I have the power…

 

what the fu** does this mean,

to speak of drinking & keeping unclean,

tired though my brain is,

this is just a drunken rant,

from a non-drinking his,

don’t do it, do I, too of you in anyway enchant…

 

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Reviewed by Mark Lichterman 6/4/2011
Okay Ed, now I do agree with you. You too do write dumb poems.
Mark
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 6/4/2011
DEAR 'STINKY' ED ...

I THANK GOD I'M NOT 'DOWN-WIND' FROM EWE!

LIKE PEE-WEE SAID -
YEW BETTER SEND YER MA SOME BEERS AS A 'MEA CULPA' ...
RIGHT AFTER THAT COLD SHOWER, TO AWAKEN YER 'DEAD BRAIN' ...

OH YEAH - WHILE YER SITTIN' AROUND, DOIN' NUTHIN' ...
WHY NOT WORK ON CREATIN' A CARBURETOR THAT RUNS
ON THAT CHEAPER BEER ?

GIVE 'GUZZLER' A NEW MEANING! YER WELCOME! S.C.
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/4/2011
Tired brain? You are punch drunk without the punch. Hmmmmmm. Dr Patrick would normally recommend a six pack but since you are not an imbiber I'm going to have to say take an ice cold shower. Two birds. One stone.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 6/4/2011
We who live alone can stink up da joint if'n we want to. Stink away!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/4/2011
Ma sure ain't 'Enchanted' reading this one. You know she gets all bent out of shape when she hears you're not showering again. You better send her a case of beer and say you're sorry.



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