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4 lines that could REALLY smart...
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, June 04, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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...hurts just looking at it...


Imagine that picture,

Completing the circuit,

And zapping yourself,

Sure wouldn’t have to worry about bodily stricture…


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/11/2011
The baseball biological equivalent of grounded balls. Never even got close to first base. Patrick
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/5/2011
YoW!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/4/2011
OUCH OUCH OUCH
fee
Reviewed by Richard King 6/4/2011
Think I'll pass. There's got to be a bush around here someplace. Dick
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 6/4/2011
DEAR KNAVE ED ....

MIGHT 'CURE' E.D. THOUGH?

IMAGINE A BIG BLACK CARBON 'WANG' !!! CUZ S.C.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 6/4/2011
You're bored today, eh, Ed?
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