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cwazy...?
by Ed Matlack
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Stuck my finger in a socket,

After using it to play in my pocket,

Stuck up hard it was like a rocket,

Can’t do that again, gotta remind myself, 

 

Putting it permanently on my docket…

 

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Reviewed by Janna Hill 8/26/2011
Ooookay. That was cRaZy but cute.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 8/26/2011
giggle....what on earth?!* You're tooo funny, Ed!

Anna
Reviewed by Paul Berube 8/26/2011
ooooooooooooooooooooooook ;-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/26/2011
KEEP YER FINGERS OUTA HOLES WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG!

Damn it; old Cousin TomKat already said that.
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 8/25/2011
DEAR WUSSY KNAVE ...

YEW GOT YER HATCHES BATTENED DOWN?

KEEP YER FINGERS OUTA HOLES WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 8/25/2011
Jeez! Or is that geez?!



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