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by Ed Matlack

Friday, November 11, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Yep its that day again,

The day to commit another sin,

And take it on the chin,

When in the next life I to hell do go,

Meeting there my evil twin…


Oh, hell, just another buzz,

By myself, ever alone, in the singular sense,

Crankin’ the Cream , Foghat & of course Jimi…


I over-soaked my ceiling with too much glue,

But I should know better than to repair when I can’t stand,

Let alone do anything short of holding a pipe,

Hell, I sure can do that, what’s that that smells too ripe,

Damn but that glue is really stinky,

Kinda reminds me of how that guy Mr. Ed always smells,

But, don’t tell him I said that, don’t be finky…J

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 11/14/2011
You could be the new life alert spokesman...HELP! I've fallen and I can't reach my pipe! cuz p
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 11/14/2011
Giggle.....this is tooooo funny!

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson 11/13/2011
Blood is still thicker than glue!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 11/12/2011

I wore a fog hat to a Foghat concert once.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 11/12/2011
Kinda reminds me of how that guy Mr. Ed always smells

Ho, Ho, Ho!

I Smell Just Like My Old Dogs,

And I Think That Is Really Swell;

I Hope To Join Them, In Heaven,

While Rotten People, Rot In Hell.

PS: Nice Skirt! (Did Ma give you that one?)

Reviewed by Paul Berube 11/12/2011
You are on a roll, Ed.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 11/11/2011
Pleasant dreams . . .
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