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by Ed Matlack

Thursday, December 08, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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The title says it all...but read it anyway...

Happy am I to have a job,

Though maybe I better a bank to rob,

The more money I make,

The less home I take,

Sometimes I feel like just driving my car into a lake


Still, money is money,

It helps a bit to make me a bit funny,

As long as I can work days that are sunny,

And eat my eggs each morning quite runny


No MORE rain,

Our world is a lake,

So please God, for my sake,

Keep sending sun,

So while work may not be fun,

I wont get wet, while around town I have to runJ



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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 12/11/2011
Stole my picture, and that's no joke. Coming after you, and hope you croak! Not to mention the time you stole from work, so I won't. Cute. ;-)

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger 12/9/2011
A fun poem to smile as I read ~Ed~

Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson 12/9/2011
A certain smile came across my
face! *Ed* reading your poem!!

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/9/2011
Ma and I just can't picture you running anywhere Bro, especially in the rain. She wants to know if you really mean pleasantly riding around in a comfy car, with the heater blasting away, while you're chomping down a Big Mac with Fries??!!
Reviewed by larry linville 12/9/2011
Even in my retirement I still have to work. The good part of retirement is I can choose more what I will do.
Reviewed by Paul Berube 12/9/2011
Well said, Ed.
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 12/8/2011
Not funny how uncle Sam manages to get an ever increasing share of your loot. At least you don't have snowdrifts yet. p
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