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Contemplating Murder...
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, March 31, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I can't keep it in anymore, I have to tell of my murderous tendencies...

I have to admit,

I am tired of the shit,

I am contemplating murder,

Dropping the victim from a 20 story girder…


She stops, she starts, she gives me the cold shoulder,

I swear I am going to over her roll a boulder,

Even when she is warmed up, she freezes,

Maybe she has a virus & from that she seizes…


But it doesn’t much to me matter,

I WILL eventually commit the heinous act,

And that I can guarantee to you is fact,

When a new computer I get,

This old one will die a quick death,

And for the future of it I will forget…


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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 4/2/2012
Hahahaha! Wasn's sure what I was gonna find in this title....but you made me smile, Ed! Thanks!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 4/1/2012
Somehow, In spite of the little bitch, you manage to spit out poems that get better every day. She might make you a writer yet.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/1/2012
Murder, he wrote...

Damn it, Amber already said that.
Reviewed by Paul Berube 4/1/2012
You're not alone, my friend.
Reviewed by Richard King 3/31/2012
Frustrating little buggers, ain't they? Keep smilin. Dick
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 3/31/2012
Temper temper tst tst.
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 3/31/2012
I am getting rid of my PC also, I have a new tablet from Verizon and a new I phone...I am so happy with both!!!!!

Murder, he

Peace, love and light,
Reviewed by Connie Faust 3/31/2012
Sympathize, sympathize...even a new computer has its idiosyncracies (or however you spell that)...I feel for you, Ed!

Reviewed by Lois Christensen 3/31/2012
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 3/31/2012
Start saving those pennies, Ed.
Reviewed by Ruan Mills Burke 3/31/2012
Oh dear - Computer spat the dummy again. Mine keeps doing that. It's due for it's final heave-ho too.
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