Join Free! | Login    
USA Independence Day
   Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
Where Authors and Readers come together!


Featured Authors:  MaryAngela Nangini, iJ. Joy Matthews Alford - Sistah Joy, iJennifer Miller, iTerry Vinson, iAaron Cole, iWilliam Cottringer, iDerek Flower, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Ed Matlack

· + Follow Me
· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· 5,728 Titles
· 43,527 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Featured Book
A Christmas Awakening
by Bettye Johnson

When a mysterious woman named Virginia meets a disenchanted woman who hates the Christmas season, magic happens. The reader will be rekindled with a new understanding of ..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

Contemplating Murder...
by Ed Matlack
Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow
Recent poems by Ed Matlack
•  The less I have, the more I have...
•  Be...
•  Zen & the Art of Reading...
•  OMG, it's freakin' HOT...
•  In THE zone...
           >> View all 5,703

I can't keep it in anymore, I have to tell of my murderous tendencies...

I have to admit,

I am tired of the shit,

I am contemplating murder,

Dropping the victim from a 20 story girder…


She stops, she starts, she gives me the cold shoulder,

I swear I am going to over her roll a boulder,

Even when she is warmed up, she freezes,

Maybe she has a virus & from that she seizes…


But it doesn’t much to me matter,

I WILL eventually commit the heinous act,

And that I can guarantee to you is fact,

When a new computer I get,

This old one will die a quick death,

And for the future of it I will forget…


Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!

Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Hahahaha! Wasn's sure what I was gonna find in this title....but you made me smile, Ed! Thanks!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Somehow, In spite of the little bitch, you manage to spit out poems that get better every day. She might make you a writer yet.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Murder, he wrote...

Damn it, Amber already said that.
Reviewed by Paul Berube
You're not alone, my friend.
Reviewed by Richard King
Frustrating little buggers, ain't they? Keep smilin. Dick
Temper temper tst tst.
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
I am getting rid of my PC also, I have a new tablet from Verizon and a new I phone...I am so happy with both!!!!!

Murder, he

Peace, love and light,
Reviewed by Connie Faust
Sympathize, sympathize...even a new computer has its idiosyncracies (or however you spell that)...I feel for you, Ed!

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Start saving those pennies, Ed.
Reviewed by Ruan Mills Burke
Oh dear - Computer spat the dummy again. Mine keeps doing that. It's due for it's final heave-ho too.
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Poet Up a Tree
  2.  OMG, it's freakin' HOT...
  3.  The Thrill is Gone
  4.  Sunny Days and Mondays
  6.  Halloween is Coming!
  7.  Kostro's always pickin' on me...AGAIN
  8.  Procrastination
  9.  Mushmouth Kostro...
  10.  Democracy at Work

Grandad Miller, Serial Killer by Mark Sutton

You'll never feel safe on your allotment again.....  
BookAds by Silver, Gold and Platinum Members

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us

Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.