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Contemplating Murder...
by Ed Matlack
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I can't keep it in anymore, I have to tell of my murderous tendencies...




I have to admit,

I am tired of the shit,

I am contemplating murder,

Dropping the victim from a 20 story girder…

 

She stops, she starts, she gives me the cold shoulder,

I swear I am going to over her roll a boulder,

Even when she is warmed up, she freezes,

Maybe she has a virus & from that she seizes…

 

But it doesn’t much to me matter,

I WILL eventually commit the heinous act,

And that I can guarantee to you is fact,

When a new computer I get,

This old one will die a quick death,

And for the future of it I will forget…

 

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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Hahahaha! Wasn's sure what I was gonna find in this title....but you made me smile, Ed! Thanks!

Anna
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Somehow, In spite of the little bitch, you manage to spit out poems that get better every day. She might make you a writer yet.

Ron
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Murder, he wrote...

Damn it, Amber already said that.
Reviewed by Paul Berube
You're not alone, my friend.
Reviewed by Richard King
Frustrating little buggers, ain't they? Keep smilin. Dick
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Temper temper tst tst.
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
I am getting rid of my PC also, I have a new tablet from Verizon and a new I phone...I am so happy with both!!!!!

Murder, he wrote...lol

Peace, love and light,
Amber
Reviewed by Connie Faust
Sympathize, sympathize...even a new computer has its idiosyncracies (or however you spell that)...I feel for you, Ed!

Connie
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
lol
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Start saving those pennies, Ed.
Reviewed by Ruan Mills Burke
Oh dear - Computer spat the dummy again. Mine keeps doing that. It's due for it's final heave-ho too.
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