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Its not Friday, but what the hell...;-)
by Ed Matlack
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Won’t bore you with assorted details,

Bear in mind we are far from snails,

We are human, allowed to be males,

We always apologize when caught, never fails…

 

Sure I am open about getting high,

I do it with myself or a neighbor,

In fact I have not had to of it buy,

I do it to myself and sometimes,

My thoughts do just a bit slur…

 

So bear with me,

When on here I do speak free,

Sometimes it does bring back the muse,

Had some cheesesteak Stromboli,

So the munchies are quelled,

Time for TV, hope something is on,

Now to say goodnight to you I do feel compelled…

 

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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 6/3/2012
I wonder, does food taste better with these kinds of munchies?
The last time I tried smokey treats was in 1994-ish and my girlfriend & I went back into the bar laughing our butts off
then the music stopped playing on the jukebox...OMG!! I panicked
I was all of a sudden petrified that the music stopped & I was screaming my head off about it "OMG the music stopped!! OMG wheres the music?!! OMG please play some music I can't take it...." lol 3 people felt my pain & played some music right away...sigh of relief...I know crazy right?! I hallucinate on smokey treats...

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Vickie
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 5/22/2012
Giggle...never was my thing...but more power to ya if it brings you comfort in this life! Watch out for those munchies though!!!

Anna
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 5/20/2012
cool one.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/20/2012
Compelled, my eye. There is a chemical thing that has transpired in your brain that makes you dependent upon that substance. Therefore, you are addicted.

Ron
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/20/2012
Cheesesteak Stromboli - Holy Frijole! That must have a zillion calories, and it's loaded with Cholesterol. You better find a Diet Cheesesteak Stromboli - ask them to make you one without any cheese or steak in it.
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 5/19/2012
When the munchies are satisfied the zzzz's are not far behind. cuz p
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 5/19/2012
Gotta find that store!!

Jane
Reviewed by John Coppolella 5/19/2012
Cheese steak stromboli, it sounds yummy, even leaves me feeling holy, hell, who the let dogs out here? Joisey smoking the good stuff again. Stay safe my friend. Thanks for the refreshing honesty.

Starman
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