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One poets humor is another poets crappy writing…
by Ed Matlack
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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...and boy do I know crappy writing first hand...;-)


So I write like crap,

Then you don’t need a map,

Just follow the stink,

To the crappy link…J


My humor may suck,

It may as well f***,

But that’s better than being out of luck,

Admit it I do; I am in every way a schmuck…J


Sometimes I write quite well,

Though that is quite rare, therein I of you tell,

I write what I want, what I feel, whatever I can sell,

If you like it, ring as you leave, the ships bell…J


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Reviewed by jude forese 6/13/2012
you ship's bell definitely crosses unknown territory ... keep up ding-donging ...
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 6/13/2012

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 6/12/2012
Ding Dong!! I'd even leave you a tip!!

Love ya!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/12/2012
I appreciate your with and your humor and your style... ...also your "down to earth" honesty. Thank you, friend. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/12/2012
Crap is in the eye of the beholder. That's where the term stinkeye came from. cuz p
Reviewed by Paul Berube 6/12/2012
lol Good one, Ed.
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 6/12/2012
If you wrote like crap none of us would enjoy them so much, ding dong
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 6/12/2012
Ding Dong, your all wrong, your writing is just fine, so write another line, will ya, you cheer our day, in your own special way, Olay, OK. Bless ya!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 6/12/2012
None of us write perfect. None of us write good poetry each posting. The so-called "great" poets wrote poems I can't even read they are so bad. Lighten up on yo'self, Ed. Write. That's what you do.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 6/12/2012
Hahaha! The humor in your writing is spot on, Ed! Ding ding...

Reviewed by John Coppolella 6/12/2012
Ding, Ding, Ding. The winner by TKO is Ed Matlack!

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