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High Drivin'...
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, July 08, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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?...a conundrum...?


Holdin’ up traffic,

Followed by many cops,

What I smoked was the tops,

Which way do I go, what gear do I pick…

 

Is he gonna stop us,

Oh damn, we shoulda taken the bus,

No decisions then would have to be made,

And wouldn’t ya know it,

I’m driftin’ backwards,

This light is on a grade…

 

Eat it dude,

He’s got his lights on now,

He’s gonna stop us,

Here he comes around,

Hey, man, he just shot by,

I’m sure not complainin’,

I am not going to ask why…

 

BUT I STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS DAMN LIGHT!

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/10/2012
I love it when that happens…

Ron
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 7/10/2012
giggle....the imagery is hilarious...panic...

Anna
Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/10/2012
Although I have never had a cop behind me when I toked way back in my younger years, I did have a few behind or beside me when I was drinking back when we didn't have the brains not to drink and drive and yea it is probably the hardest thing in the world to look innocent when you are in that situation. lol
fee
Reviewed by Richard King 7/9/2012
Funny stuff, but seriously,,,, you actually get behind the wheel after toking? Not me, too damn scary and way too damn dangerous.

Dick
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 7/9/2012
LOL Mr. Ed.......just watch the light...it's really pretty :-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/9/2012
Just camp out at that intersection for a few days. Another storm's headin your way, and when the power goes out, turn left!!
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 7/9/2012
Cheech and Chong LOL Thanks for the morning laugh!

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 7/9/2012
Almost like a real life situation he Jersey, bless ya!
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 7/8/2012
Oh, my God! This is too good!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 7/8/2012
Funny Ed. Hilarious actually.



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