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No wind to speak of,


Nor is there even a slight breeze,


The only thing to blow the trees,


Is when I blow out a helluva sneeze…J


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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
You are just too cool, Ed!

Love ya!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Good one, Ed.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Those poor, poor trees...
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
simply mindblowing
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Bottom burps and hooter tooters... was it something you ate? :))))) xxx

... But yep... the very worst is when your nose suddenly starts to run like a river and you've no sleeve handy... that's why I grew my hair! :))
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley
I have allergies! and I have been sneezing my fool head off!
Allergies are nothing to sneeze at mind ya :)

Love and Light
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Then there is that other end that makes a great wind . . .
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Bless You!!
Reviewed by Andy Turner
LOL . George. Nice one Ed.
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