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To toot or not too toot…
by Ed Matlack

Friday, July 13, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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?...somebody must have been high when they wrote this...?


In an elevator,

In a crowded room,

Or while standing next to a groom,

Must be what I ate, all them shrooms…J

 

To fart is not poetic,

To pick the nose then of it flick,

What the hell does the nose got to do with a toot,

If they do it again, kick em’ in the ass with a size 13 wide boot…J

 

What the hell am I herein writing,

Poetry that is at the most biting,

And at the least, at least to me, slighting,

My right brain with my left seems always to be fighting…J

 

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/14/2012
There you go, stealing my best poetry ideas and flatulating them all over the Internet! Just keep it up–imitation is the highest form of flattery. ;-)

Ron
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 7/13/2012
Wow! Ed! You blow my mind! Farm out and out of sprite!!!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 7/13/2012
Ed
you are a classic you give us all smiles on the most wonderful array of subjects.
Budd
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 7/13/2012
Ehhhhhhh alrighty then!

What herbs would be filling your senses at the moment of this morning thought causing gaseous extended midsection! Did I mention I'm glad your in Jersey and not Wisconsin????

My neighbors daughter (he is a doctor) asked her father this question (she was 9 at the time) while holding her wee little gerbil, "Dad do gerbils fart?" He said, "everything does and yes they do because if they didn't like a balloon they would keep expanding until they explode!"

Laughing
thanks Ed

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Paul Berube 7/13/2012
"RECALCULATING"
Reviewed by D. Vegas 7/13/2012
Thanks Ed!

Deborah
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 7/13/2012
U HHAVE A BRAIN ? NO TOOTIN ... MERRY LAND IS DOWNWIND...
DARN TOOTIN !
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 7/13/2012
I say, "Let it go" with grace of course.............

Holding in only causes inside upsets..........

A english man..........."Opps sorry trousers cough! "

Me....."Damn dog! " LOL. Of course since I don't have a dog right now ........:-))))))



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