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Monday, July 16, 2012
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I dun gradeated from “HIGH” school,

With a grade purnt average of zero,

Number two hunnred and one,

Of two hunnred, a class I was in of 1…J


40tieth reunion this year,

Have no fear,

I dunt plan to attend,

Since nobodies dun changed,

No matter how far these people have dun ranged,

More so they are all, including me, deranged…J


Will now wait till our 50tieth,

More then will have found death,

All kinds of drugs we dun did,

Pot, acid, crank, coke & meth,

The only time in me life I dun did enjoy bein’ a kid…J


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/17/2012
You dun had a done (cooked) high school. How lovely… are you done yet?

Reviewed by jude forese 7/17/2012
unless you're trying to hit on an old girl friend (who was young then) what's the sense in going?
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 7/17/2012
At least you get an invitation......they can't find me....too many moves when I was with my ex.... LOL. I was a wallflower back need to return as I have blossomed LOL.
Reviewed by Richard King 7/17/2012
Ed, reunions are to re-unite with old chums. If you didn't chum with classmates a reunion isn't of much interest. Our 50th this year, but I'm passing on it. Not much chuming when you work every night after school. Dick
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 7/17/2012
Wouldn't interest me either, Ed! Sounds like most of them wouldn't remember much anyway...giggle....

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 7/17/2012
No one changes!

Love ya!

Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 7/16/2012
Ha ha ha ha ha! I was invited to my 40th as well, but ehhhh mine is in California and I was a nerd/geek/tomboy/dork extraordinaire! Looked like Carly Simon in her floppy hat on the Carly Simon No Secrets album and incredibly shy. I don't think anyone would even recognize me! Perhaps I will also wait until my 50th :)
Reviewed by Paul Berube 7/16/2012
Been 42 years. Never went to a one and never will.
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 7/16/2012
went to one under protest beleive it or not it was 17th(says alot for the crowd i graduated with) never went to another..of course never lived close and most probally thought i was dead anyway.
wondefully funny ed as always
Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/16/2012
Well I never done graduated,and they don't have reunions for grade 12 equivalency graduates so no reunions for me but that's okay for I probably wouldn't have went anyway. lol
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 7/16/2012
Had my 50th a few years back, I didn't go, never went to any of them.
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 7/16/2012
My 50th is Aug 17 noone to go with and i'm big and fat so not going. Didn't go except the 5th. so not going without anyone
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