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And away goes my beard down the drain...
by Ed Matlack
Saturday, July 21, 2012
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Away goes the filth,

Down the drain of ignorance,

The beard trimmed and cut,

Shaving cream & soap,

Off of my philosophy rinsed…


Listening to the Dead,

Before going to bed,

Not tonight a pot head,

Some call me Zed…


Miss my beard,

Cooler now that I’m sheered,

Will re-grow it this fall,

When winter winds do from a distance, call…


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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 7/23/2012
Bet you'll be a LOT cooler in the summer heat! Looks good, Ed...

Reviewed by Linda Hill 7/23/2012
I agree with Paul, you do look younger without your beard. Love the new look!

Many blessings,
Reviewed by richard cederberg 7/22/2012
well Zed ... now there's a lot less for your snot to get stuck in. And no toilet paper bandages? Are you out ambling on the boardwalk? Lookin' fine bubba ...
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/22/2012
Oh my God! Ed is turning over a new leaf!

And you sure look better…

Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 7/22/2012
If it makes you feel good do it! lol

Of course shearing like a sheep does make you cooler this time of year. Either way you are a striking man :)

Love and Light
Reviewed by Richard King 7/22/2012
Back to the future? Looks like you went back in time. Would that we could. Dick
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 7/22/2012
Yep, your appearance is ten years younger.
Reviewed by Paul Berube 7/22/2012
You look much, much younger without it, my friend.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 7/21/2012
Fun write :-)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 7/21/2012
There once was a fellow named Ed,
Who shaved his beard in his bed.
He grew all prickly,
And almost sickly,
Until he threw his sheets in the shed.

Such is life, my friend. It's been a while since I had no facial hair at all (six years, to be more precise). ☻ Love and peace,

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 7/21/2012
I'm sure your beard will grow back just as lovely as it was!

Love ya!


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