hey, wanna purchase some almost perfect q-tips?
just a bit of a brown or black smudge,
on each, as am not sure what they were used for,
maybe for the cleaning of the lock in the door,
or, at the worst, the sexual canal of a whore,
but more than likely to clean out an ear,
very little wax build-up is altogether clear.
so for a very fair price, even cheap,
I can get you over 500 you can keep,
as we only sell them a second time,
because more would be a cause,
for a cleaning with lime.
oh sorry, but Canada has yet to accept,
the recycle of the q-tips, so strange,
guess they will run their own tests,
to develop & understand for themselves,
just the amount of dirt they will allow in their range.
we wanna be fair here,
so don’t be laughing, no not either a sneer,
the federal government has done their tests,
and have accepted this practice, hell, has not given it a rest,
they are pushing us to recycle all these in stock,
we have literally millions stored in a cave made of rock.
so send me your order, the more you buy,
the less you spend, what more can you ask, would I lie?
you mean you don’t trust this face?
I am a salesman beyond reproach,
but to be honest, you may find in our packages, but only once in awhile,
an errant roach, so if you don’t really mind, cast him on his way,
before he can re-encroach,
on our stores of pre-owned q-tips,
thank you very much for your order, is all I have to say…