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Electricity: I learned
by Divinity 11 11

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There are many things I try to do,
Because there are things I want to know,
And when I'm on the brink of knowing
My mom abruptly tells me, "NO!"

Like the time I swung the cat around
By its lovely, gray, and shabby tail.
My mom yelled at me quite explicitly
As I took notes on its offensive wail.

Then there's the rather splendid time
I flushed the rocks down our commode.
She stopped me: broke my train of thought
From learning one more thing I never knowed.

She looked at me with sheer horror
During my probe into electricity,
And ceased my experiment at once
Before she placed me cross her knee

On a dire quest for higher learning,
I tried again, later in the day,
And, well....
That's why my eyes both light up
And my hair stands up this way.

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Reviewed by Peter Paton
YOU...are a class act Jess !
Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon
Just like my mother said to me. "You are so stubborn, so you'll have to learn it the hard way!" LOL. Great one, Jessica. ;) Silver
Reviewed by Divinity 11
don king....HAHAHAHAHA
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Einstein and Don King learned that same lesson! **laughing**
Reviewed by jude forese
very clever!
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
LOL, well I guess einstien must of done the same..
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