Signs of the Times...
by Gary Stonecipher
Saturday, April 10, 2004
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Signs of the Times...
Homo Erectus, is an extinct species of the
Hominidae family, is defined by its smaller
brain. Homo Erectus Dysfunctus, a current
species of the Hominidae family, is defined
by its unsuccessful and very small penis...
In this world, men are measured by many rules,
but none so unforgiving... as the tape measure!
Men are threatened by many things in life, but
none quite so frightening... as a vibrating dildo!
A Homo Erectus Dysfunctus, just
trying to maneuver my two inches,
around this twelve inch sized world...
It's a twelve inch world...
but you only have six inches!
She says size doesn't matter...
as she puts away the ruler!
She reaches for the vibrator!
You reach for the VIAGRA!
. . . and you . . . WIN!
. . . Viva la VIAGRA!
VIAGRA! better than a...
vibrating mechanical device!
Get the Real Thing . . . VIAGRAit!
When you live in a twelve inch world,
but find yourself with only two inches
to maneuver with; You need VIAGRA!
VIAGRA! the Great Equalizer
VIAGRA! the Great Dicktator
VIAGRA! the Great Cumforher
In this modern day world, science has managed
to create many wonders to enhance the frailties
of Men. But one day science ran amuck in a true
Frankensteinian way; A scientist, who went mad
because his girlfriend was being unfaithful; Vowed
on his Saintly Mothers grave, to get his revenge...
This scientist, locked himself away in his laboratory,
working day and night to find a way... to extract his
revenge! But seeking the justice, he believed he was
entitled to, seemed to elude him. Then late one night
the God of Irony flew in his face, and then he began
to understand... It wasn't plain justice he was after;
But... Poetic Justice... The Justice of Just Deserts!
He then created a penis-altering drug called; Viagra!
Never again, would any woman be able to mockingly
taunt a man by saying; No man could ever keep up
with a woman and truly satisfy her! Now all men will
have justice, from the humorously sarcastic end of it;
a tit-for tat revenge... a Poetic Revenge! A way to...
deride and demean the betraying little wench; by a
banging-n-bonking, 'til she screams like a Banshee!
Viagra!... like the Raven... says... never more...
move faster than a speeding bullet...
more powerful thrusts than a locomotive...
able to poll-vault very tall buildings...
"The American Way" is defined by the
school of thought; Everything we make
should be; Bigger... Badder... Better...
"The Great American Dream" is defined
by the school of thought; Everything in
America is; Bigger... Badder... Better...
These two conjoining schools of American
thought, should explain why we will make,
and use a sex enhancing drug, like Viagra!
Viagra! Dare to Dream the Dream of that Great
American Way of Life; and be all that you can
be, a... Bigger... Badder... Better... American!