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A Lady's Lament
by Kate Burnside
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This cheeky little number has been provoked by the visuals on Bill Murray's site a day or so ago! Apologies for the word association between these last two poems!! This is just a trifle exaggerated, I hasten to add, but I don't like to take myself too seriously - as you may have guessed by now... KB

Coughing as an eight-year old
with fear of damaged lung
the sage old doctor eyed me
as the sheets I hid among

Stethoscope upon my back
he anxiously applied
"If you're looking for my chest"
I said, "it's round the other side!"

Doctor, though, sure knew the score
- with babies and the rest -
I've ended up with shoulder blades
that are bigger than my breasts!

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Reviewed by Sheila Roy
LOL. So cute! Hugs,
Reviewed by na na (Reader)
And a magnificence greater than the whole. An unexplored area in your life. I must take the journey to where you will be in a million years. Expect my allegiance always dear Lady. Hugs Bill
Reviewed by E T Waldron
You have a lovely sense of humor Kate!;;-)
Nicely done!
Reviewed by Larry Rochelle
This poem had nothing to do with cheeks, did it?
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

poor you LOL

o, this is rich...mine done fell, they're pointing south, shall we say LOL

what i wouldn't give for an uplift :)

adore your humor and your writes

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. *still ROTFLM*O*
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
love your humor kate....well done..
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
LOL!!! haha.....I loved this too.......a fantastic cheeky lil' poem......great stuff.....ty, Dani
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
hahah...this was funny!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
HAHAHAHAHA, hang on a mo' so are mine:)) Loved this...
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