The One-Upspersonship Parade
He was the first to ask,
"Are you free tonight, Honey?"
but she beat him to the bedroom door.
He came once,
she came twice;
even her cat came
and purred really nice.
But it couldn't change the fact
that she saw rocks on the road ahead
and he saw they were low on gas.
So he bolted first
only to find her already dressed
waiting for him to go.
lready feeling nostaglic he turned to ask,
"How about a twenty-minute reunion?"
She only laughed
her woman's "That's nice, but it won't pay the bills," laugh
handed him his toothbrush
and saw him out the door.