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Driving Me Crazy
by Cynthia L. Castle
Saturday, November 20, 2004
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Dear Lord,

I pray for --
Wisdom, to understand a man
Love, to forgive him
And, Patience for his mood
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength
I’ll just beat him to death.


Driving Me Crazy

I’m running through a maze like a timid mouse,

and I am ready to pull out my hair!

This place where we live is a real nut house,

so welcome to our home, but please beware!

Some of the things that you do and you say,

make me think you’ve totally lost your mind!

Try to convince me, much to my dismay,

that you’re truly unique and a rare find!

Oh my Darling, I’m trying to stay sane,

but sometimes I haven’t got a clue.

You can make me laugh until I feel pain;

God must have laughed too when He sent you!

Your mood swings are at times so profuse,

and you cannot blame it on P.M.S.

So, tell me Dear, what is your excuse?

I’m sure that it’s all a crock of B.S.!

Asking for some normalcy, can’t be a crime.

All this lunacy, no it just can’t be!

No need to worry of ever doing time,

you’ll easily win the insanity plea!

I am a whole person, good, strong, and true ,

you cannot pick me apart like a daisy!

You love me, never want me to feel blue?

Yet Baby, you thrive on driving me CRAZY!

Copyright © 2004 Cynthia Castle

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  “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus”

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Reviewed by Amira van Kerk 12/25/2004
Thanks for making me love!
Well, better someone who's driving you crazy than no-one at all, I guess.
Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader) 12/10/2004
LOL LOL LOL ROTFLOL all the Way through!!!!! Thank You for this Roling on the Floor so Honest and True!! This is Absoutly Perfect!! Thanks So much! You hang in there. I truly understand this as I'm sure all too many of us do. Thank You. Need to put this on my refrigerator picture and all.! : ) and a great Big Paco Smile\_____________/
God Bless You and Your Family
Merry Christmas.and a calming New Year. ( :
Reviewed by Janet Caldwell 11/23/2004
Oh my, this is a real beauty! lol, I esp. LOVE the prayer. hee hee
This is fantastic and right on time. ;)

Happy Holidays, Janet xoxoxo
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 11/23/2004
How in the heck did I miss this Gem?
Reviewed by Peter Adotey Addo 11/22/2004
What a wonderful sense of humor......I enjoyed this poem tremendously....
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 11/21/2004
Men can be frustrating can't they? :-) Love both the poem and the comment before it. Really had me laughing :-)
Reviewed by John Banasiewicz Jr 11/21/2004
Well since I was crazy here before I married I figure it was duty to bring her to my level LOL>> seems men can do that at times,,
Got me laughing,, and thank you
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 11/20/2004

Welcome to Authors Den!! I greatly enjoyed your write - wonderful tempo and verse ... marvelous work!!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray 11/20/2004
Well said, babe. This is powerfully meaningful. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 11/20/2004
That pic looks like me during the holidays! LOL Cute write!
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 11/20/2004
A sample of "Modern Poetry" that complies with poetic aroma... "Driving Me Crazy" is a a Flower from a wit-wise garden to please the readers' eyes and minds throughout the millennia.

Thank You for adding value to Poetry, and for sharing Your art.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by E T Waldron 11/20/2004
Cynthia this is fantastic! You got your point across with great style,and wonderful humor! I read Thomas first so I know all
is well;-)!Wonderful poem!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 11/20/2004
Ah Cynthia, maybe Tom is just experiencing male menopause & if he is truly driving you crazy, you must know that is his job, what is love for and about if one or the other can't drive the other nuts...? LOL! Find peace thru Insanity...Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 11/20/2004
You tell 'em, Cynthia! This should be required reading BEFORE the "googly eyes" stop... to prepare for it. (grin) Jays, my head was bobbin' and my feet tappin' along with your infectious and marvelous rhyme and rhythm here... it's a hoot with truth! katy xox.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/20/2004
Whahahahahahaha....they say run while the running is good...and stay even only to pocket his pay....hehehehehe...a real whacko-deee-whack-smack of a write Cynthia...GOODLUCKFOR TONINGHT.....don't say you were not forwarned by the MASTER himself....whahahaha...which I was a fly and be sitting on the Wall!!

Take care and use the broom...I promise you that will help just a tiny little itshy bit!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger 11/20/2004
Honey, are you telling me I drive you crazy?!… lol! Isn’t love grand?!… lol! But it’s okay for you to get PMS! Present Man Syndrome… lol! Wait until tonight… if you thought last night was crazy… lol! Excellent composition my dear woman of delight… lol! You’re a real pip… lol! I am a good sport and I do love your humor! Just wait, it gets better… lol! Thanks for sharing your talent. Now everyone can really see what you look like at the end of the day… lol! Later Gator!
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 11/20/2004
Hahaha! Cynthia, this one is great. Girl, you have a great sense of humour!

Sandie May Angel :o)
Reviewed by A PAX 11/20/2004
lol this is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mood swings are at times so profuse,
and you cannot blame it on P.M.S.
So, tell me Dear, what is your excuse?
I’m sure that it’s all a crock of B.S.!

you have a great sense of humor!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny, stylish rhyme.........applause!
pax A
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 11/20/2004
Isn't love grand? Whomever it was that said that...had never been married or in any kind of meaningful relationship with a man! They truly are from another galaxy far far away.
Men-o-pause! That's a thought!
Thanks for the laughs Cynthia!


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