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Limericks
by Cynthia L. Castle

Sunday, February 27, 2005
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Limericks


The Queen

Oh, I am the Queen of my Castle,
I really don’t want any hassle,
So listen to me Dear,
If you want to stay here,
Or I’ll put my foot up your asshole!


Oh My!

There was a young fellow named Rick
He had a very big … uh …  “stick”
He started to stroke her,
Decided to poke her,
Then discovered she wasn’t a chick!


Ohhh Baby!

Your Love gives me such Pleasure and Joy!
Oh, How I Love My Sweet Baby Boy!
Ohhh You set me on fire,
As you quench my desire,
Now, I no longer need the old sex toy!


Wedding Bliss

Throughout the town, the Chapel Bells rang
In the church, the Wedding March they sang,
And as they were wed,
He thought of their bed,
He can’t wait for their wedding night Bang!




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Reviewed by Cynthia Castle 3/18/2005
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 3/4/2005

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i think that says it all BigSmiles
Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger 3/3/2005
Cynthia, although all four of these (adult) limericks had me rolling on the floor as you well know, but I believe the third one is over the top… lol. I’ve said it many times before that you have a very unique gift for writing, and these reconfirm that statement. They are a delight to read, and knowing your wonderful sense of humor like I do, really allows me to fully understand the awesome dynamics of your poetic abilities. You’re a great lady and wonderful partner, I just hope your foot doesn’t get stuck… lol. Thanks for sharing these terrific limericks.

I love you,
Tom
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 3/1/2005
Cynthia,

Cleverly conceived and extra-well-done limericks; very humorous indeed!!

Best wishes,

Robert
Reviewed by Handsum Hart 2/28/2005
excellent work!!
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 2/28/2005
Cynthia, it's always good to see a friend! And you've brought your sense of humor with ya!!
Enjoyed them..Thanks for the smiles this morning!

Lisa
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/28/2005
Oh, How I Love My Sweet Baby Boy!

Now, I no longer need the old sex toy!

Hahahahahaha...you are one funny lady!!

I never had a toy....this is my number $%.$^&!*! snailmail

and parafin...makes me grin!!

(*'.;.'*)

Love Tinka :)
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 2/27/2005
cute...very cute write....BHUWAN!!!!!
Reviewed by Lori Moore 2/27/2005
Lol... Nicely done.
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 2/27/2005
Funny and could not have happened to a nicer guy the one with the big stick. Don't they all think that?
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