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Jennifer Jacobs

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Giorgi's Greek Tragedy
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Set in the high, craggy mountains of the Peloponnese peninsula in southern Greece, a tale of young Giorgi's quest for revenge ensues when secret agents of the Turkish Ott..  
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Probably Not the Purpose of Life
by Jennifer Jacobs
Sunday, January 09, 2005
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To make sure that every person I meet finds me inoffensive.

To convince all my friends and relatives that I'm smarter than they.

To learn everything there is to know about all celebrities.

To persuade everyone that I make ten thousand a year more than I do.

To distill everything I know into fifty words.

To acquire the world's largest collection of anything: cookbooks, one-night stands, hundred-dollar bills.

To read books my neighbor will never hear of.

To assure my cat there's no one more compassionate than me.

To sleep as much as I can, still keeping a room for my bed.



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