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Guinevere Hempstead

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The Best
by Guinevere Hempstead
Friday, March 11, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Ironic tale of an acorn

An acorn fell off of a tree
And on it's way down it thought,
"I am going to be the biggest tree around
When I hit the ground.
I'm going to be a hundred feet high,
I will be so tall I will touch the sky.
No one will ever cut me down,
that's because I'll be the best around.
I'll be the tallest there could ever be,
Just wait and see!"

And as he hit the ground
A little chipmunk picked him up and said,
"Oh Wow! This is Rad!
This will be the best dinner I ever had!"

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