If I fell in love with you and always and forever there
If I proved to you in every way I was meant for
You and you for me were made
Gave all you want and even let you borrow my name
Would I ever have the pleasure of
Of getting into your buried treasure
Feel your velvet lace surround my manly measure
Every women needs a man and every man needs
Everyone wants to have a faithful companion
And a steady lay
Forgive me …..I have never talked this way!
Oh My Dear man
I have waited all these years for a man true
With depth and sincere
I have saved my lady’s sake piece of gold
For the one I wed and for him alone.
Of course I will be your wife and we will
Be together for life!
Oh My Darling baby so sweet
I have dreamed of this place and
You and I naked in our private embrace
Where I will tightly fit in your perfect space
Just made for my d….
Enough talk here I go
If it hurts let me know
We’re man and wife and all must be just exactly right
Now hold on for the ride
WAIT I CAN’T SEEM TO GET INSIDE
No My one and only man you have been
In there all this time
Slow down tough I can’t handle the gigantic ride
Remember my manly love ;
It’s my very first time!
WAIT …..WHERE’D YOU LEARN THAT AND
THAT AND OOOH THIS TOO
BABY BRIDE OF MINE IF IT’S YOUR FIRST THEN
WHY PLEASE TELL ME WHY
ALL OF ME HASN’T MADE YOU BLINK AN EYE
OR WIMPER OR UTTER A SUBTLE SIGH?
Well what the hell why keep up the lie
We’re married now
And You ought to know
You are in bed with the man you wed
My parts are as tight as they’re gonna get!
Well of all the low down dirty tricks
I longed for a piece of ass and
Instead I married a dick
Well that’s what I get
I was trying to get over and I got bit!
Well now that we’re here
We better make the most of it!
Just so you know
I like females and I am going to get me
A genuine hole,
The proper place to put my pole !
Do What You want whatever you please
Just get a grip on some class and decency
You’re a sleaze that badly needs a kick in your butt
To grown up and become a man
And then You’ll get a real lady
Now here’s the plan……
Copyright ã 2005 Rich Criso Suarez