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Can't BS a BShitter
by Richard Christopher Criso Suarez
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
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This is really a Bit nasty and if you're easily offended then don't read this because it's weirdly Nasty.



If I fell in love with you and always and forever there

Remained

If I proved to you in every way I was meant for

You and you for me were made

Gave all you want and even let you borrow my name

Would I ever have the pleasure of

Of getting into your buried treasure

Feel your velvet lace surround my manly measure

Every women needs a man and every man needs

A maid

Everyone wants to have a faithful companion

And a steady lay

Forgive me …..I have never talked this way!



Oh My Dear man

I have waited all these years for a man true

With depth and sincere

I have saved my lady’s sake piece of gold

For the one I wed and for him alone.

Of course I will be your wife and we will

Be together for life!



Oh My Darling baby so sweet

I have dreamed of this place and

You and I naked in our private embrace

Where I will tightly fit in your perfect space

Just made for my d….

Enough talk here I go

If it hurts let me know

We’re man and wife and all must be just exactly right

Now hold on for the ride

Life!



WAIT I CAN’T SEEM TO GET INSIDE

No My one and only man you have been

In there all this time

Slow down tough I can’t handle the gigantic ride

Remember my manly love ;

It’s my very first time!

WAIT …..WHERE’D YOU LEARN THAT AND

THAT AND OOOH THIS TOO

BABY BRIDE OF MINE IF IT’S YOUR FIRST THEN

WHY PLEASE TELL ME WHY

ALL OF ME HASN’T MADE YOU BLINK AN EYE

OR WIMPER OR UTTER A SUBTLE SIGH?

Well what the hell why keep up the lie

We’re married now

And You ought to know

You are in bed with the man you wed

My parts are as tight as they’re gonna get!



Well of all the low down dirty tricks

I longed for a piece of ass and

Instead I married a dick

Well that’s what I get

I was trying to get over and I got bit!

Well now that we’re here

We better make the most of it!

Just so you know

I like females and I am going to get me

A genuine hole,

The proper place to put my pole !

Do What You want whatever you please

Just get a grip on some class and decency

You’re a sleaze that badly needs a kick in your butt

To grown up and become a man

And then You’ll get a real lady

Now here’s the plan……

The End

Copyright ã 2005 Rich Criso Suarez




 


 


 


 



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Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Rich:

This is not your usual style of writing, but it's a good try and well-written.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Excellent write and yes I ditto Andy here!!

Love it!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
LOLOL.
WAIT …..WHERE’D YOU LEARN THAT AND



THAT AND OOOH THIS TOO



BABY BRIDE OF MINE IF IT’S YOUR FIRST THEN



WHY PLEASE TELL ME WHY

That had me rolling.
Wonder how many relate. Just gotta love this humour.
I can visualise his surprise..
Reminds me of Lola.

Nice one..

Reviewed by Kate Clifford
I don't offend easy as you can tell I have read to the end. Unique and very unusual write!
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Rich Criso ... where were you in my 20s!! Oh ... Pele is blowing her lava spew now! Hawaii is ROCKIN! Let's get leid!

Sage

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