‘Tis a man’s nature to provide hard sex.
A delight his lover grows to expect.
Some men have thoughts of ending their lives
When still so young, they couldn’t thrill their wives.
If your maleness flops on an occasion;
Mindless of very hardy stimulation;
Or if your organ stays soft as Jell-O,
And you’d choose death, than be a flaccid fellow;
It’s high time to bring back your potent years;
Time to eliminate tumescent fears.
Science invented a little blue pill;
Take just one and your loins will drill with skill.
Wreak havoc in bed don’t fall ev’na stroke behind
Your wife’ll shout, “A hard man is good to find.”