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Books
· Madam Blaze Starr: Whiskey and Sagebrush Truth in Eights and Aces

· Night of the Foal: The New Riders of the Purple Sage

· Dominga Rio of Cuero

· Stone Creek Woman

· Loraine Leatherbow: The House of Spleen

· Blue Corn Woman

· From The Convent to the Rawhide: The Saga of Sadie Cade and Vi Montana

· The Buckskin Skirt Oar Traveler


Short Stories
· Mrs. Robinson

· Sociopath Harassing His Victims

· test - dominga rio of cuero

· The Life and Times of Sanders

· Sweetwater's Run: In the Spirit of Nome's Great Race of Mercy to Film

· A Miracle On Archdiocese Street

· Evil Seed: New Jericho, Part 3 (Rewind)

· Cartier Biscuits and the Labia Tiara

· Evil Seed: New Jericho, Part 3

· Mantecore: The Day Siegfried and Roy Showed Me Past-Life Regression


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· Sweetwater's Evil Seed Goes to Hollywood TV Series

· Sweetwater's Western Town & Steakhouse Franchise

· Justin Bieber Up For the Role of Poseidon in Sweetwater's Evil Seed

· Rita Coolidge & Kris Kristofferson Cast in Sweetwater's Film

· The Path to Hardscrabble: Spiritual Awakening

· Sweetwater's Sermon: Christmas 2014

· Sweetwater's Brand Storyteller Stockpiled Intellectual Property Collateral

· Sweetwater Puts Out Casting Call For Hollywood Film

· Sweetwater Brings in Billionaire Richard Branson and Tubular Bells

· Sweetwater Filming aboard Calypso Jacques-Yves Cousteau's Ship


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· Singapore Whores & Isis

· Tabu the Ghost of Tabor's Mistress

· Mrs. Robinson

· Mrs. Robinson

· Phone Sex Operator Lipstick on the White Collar

· Fish Tacos and Rolling Stone

· Hangman and the Trial of Socrates Sixgun Hawkins

· Wild Mustangs

· Prison

· Pecking Order: Doc Holliday's Top Chicken

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· Mrs. Robinson

· Country Male Indy Song Artist Robby Johnson Cast in Sweetwater's Film

· Blue Sleighty to Promote Sweetwater's RoadKill Heart Lesbian Drama Film

· Sweetwater Acquires $Millions$ In Film Deals

· I Don't See Blood Nary a Cut or Truncated Page

· Cut-Off!

· What Does a Converted Sawmill Matter To Sweetwater's Latest Film Script?

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  Taser and Pepper Spray
by Sage Sweetwater
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Taser and Pepper Spray

threats wash black and white
cowboys bow-legged poetry limps and
nappy head time yawns put to sleep

too old to cut the mustard
more apt to cut the cheese
pepper spray overpowers the fart blast

taser shock knocks out the lights
eyes water in revelation and these cult ghosts
are replay spirits who've come for another fight

Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist


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Reviewed by Jon Willey 4/26/2012
sage, your wit is as keen as a finely honed razor - and your creativity, just as sharp my friend - I wish you love and peace - Jon Michael
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green 4/22/2012
:) !!!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 4/21/2012
Nice phrase: “You can cut the cheese with pepper spray at Alice's restaurant.” ;-)

Ron
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 4/20/2012
Very amusing perspective. Patrick
Reviewed by jude forese 4/20/2012
you put an entirely different perspective on cliche, Sage ... some things just need to be peppered and tasered so they can be cleansed ;)
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 4/20/2012
limp dicks...lol
you took me there
Feeldoe will never disappoint

and btw did you know that wasp sprap is better than pepper spray?
Yeah it reaches 20' to 30' and will blind an assaultive person or intention till they get to the hospital for an antidote...NICE!!
Reviewed by John Flanagan 4/20/2012
brilliantly clever, Sage,
witty, sharp-edged and impactful

john
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