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You Stalked Me All Night Long
by Ken L Kupstis

Monday, March 21, 2005
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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Dedicated to "Dirty Dee", with apologies to AC/DC.

Message Number Nineteen
On my answering machine
She's the nuttiest woman
that I've ever seen
Peekin' through my blinds
to see what she can find
Should've known right away
That she was out of her mind
Had her put in jail
But she still sent mail
Thought it was done
But now she's out on bail!

All my windows are breakin',
My bodyguard's shakin',
Wish I was mistaken,
Or you were fakin' it
Stalked me all night long!
Yeah YOU
Stalked me all night long!

Workin' double time
On the obsession line
Hope she's one of a kind
'Cause she's not that fine!
Well no applause
For this lost cause,
I could send her overseas
But she'd come back for more
I tried to go underground
So I couldn't be found
Then the very next thing
I heard my cell-phone ring

All my windows are breakin',
My bodyguard's shakin',
Wish I was mistaken,
Or you were fakin' it
Stalked me All Night Long!
Yeah YOU


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Reviewed by Jennifer Holly MacDonald 1/30/2009
That one was funny. I'm sure AC/DC would have a good laugh.
Reviewed by Cles Wilson 8/10/2005
Well done.
Reviewed by jude forese 3/21/2005
very lively black humor ... Judy's advise is good but i told her i was mad and it didn't help much ...
Reviewed by A PAX 3/21/2005
Reviewed by Sue Hess 3/21/2005
i love you shook me all night long and this is a great rendition
Reviewed by Tiana ~ (Reader) 3/21/2005
Well hey KK! Great to read you again! Wonderfully written, always enjoyed your style ... Take care :)
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 3/21/2005
Okay and yes men are stalked but there are creative ways to stop it just use my Insanity Plea. It stopped my stalker.

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