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The Town Where The Cops F**k Around
by Ken L Kupstis

Wednesday, August 14, 2002

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I've been here
I've been there
I've been everywhere
(With the exception of Iran, Antartica, and Gary, Indiana, which I deliberately forgot to visit)
And every time
I drive around a friend
They all say the same thing:

"Be careful. The cops don't fuck around here."

L.A.:
"Be careful. The cops don't fuck around here."
(Yeah, I heard "Pinata" is spanish for "Rodney King")
New York:
"Be careful. The cops don't fuck around here."
(Yeah, I heard about that 'nightstick enema')
Las Vegas:
"Be careful. The cops don't fuck around here."
(That would be ME telling MY FRIENDS that, knowing Vegas cops have killed 81 people.)
Miami, Dallas, D.C., Orlando, Hartford, Boston or Providence...
None of THESE can be considered Towns Where Cops Fuck Around, also.

So this mysterious town...
which surely MUST exist SOMEWHERE...
Has become my American El Dorado.

I'll arrive...
speeding, drinking, cursing, smoking and reading a dirty book...
And my friends will greet me
Screaming:
"A COP JUST GAVE ME ALL THE DOPE HE CONFISCATED!!! TAKE A HIT OF THIS!!!"
Another will scream:
"ONE FORCED ME AT GUNPOINT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS WIFE!!!"
Another:
"HE SAID HE'D TEAR UP MY SPEEDING TICKET
IF I MOONED THE MAYOR!!!"
And:
"A COP TOLD ME I WASN'T DRUNK ENOUGH TO DRIVE, SO HE GAVE ME A BOTTLE OF JACK!!! HERE, BOTTOMS UP!!!"
Or Perhaps:
"A COP JUST GAVE ME HIS GUN AND TOLD ME TO HOLD UP A DUNKIN' DONUTS FOR HIM!!! HE SAID I COULD HAVE HALF OF WHATEVER I TOOK!!! HERE, HAVE A CHOCOLATE CRULLER!!!"

O Town, Glorious Town!
Where we all get along
And the party never ends!
Where Art Thou?

It is said
That New Orleans is a possibility...
This cannot be confirmed or denied.
Until then, I must ride
Boldly ride
As I Quest
For The Town
Where The Cops
Fuck Around.


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Reviewed by 10/24/2002
Loved this write! So have you been to Hawaii? :)
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 8/14/2002
better check your rearview.. youve got a parade started.. katy. (grin).
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 8/14/2002
8-14-02

COP's F--K Around Even Worst In Los Angeles
California, But . Other Places I've Been USA, Most Are All Mediocre Assholes With a Pretend Conscience That They're Out To Help Save The World__ IQ of 1___Come In There Pant's Doing Freeway Chases___

TRUE__ Most Illegals,If They, You Don't See___(Can't Speak English), Black & White Cop Cars, Mexicanos Illegals Will Still be Robbing---Molesting, Rapeing, Maiming, Killing Their Women & Especially Our Little Children__ It Only Slow's Them Down...

Put A Badge & Gun On There Hip__ They Think They're God___Ain't Nothin But Truth...

TRASK
Reviewed by Josephine Bohen 8/14/2002
too funny
excellent word play
josie
Reviewed by Sailor Neptune 8/14/2002
Creative and i love that pic....
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/14/2002
absolutely hysterical!! ha!ha!ha! LOL
love, and ((HUGS)), your friend, karen lynn.
Reviewed by Lisa Caraglio 8/14/2002
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I Love It!!!
When you find this mysterious town, let me know, so I can go there and run amuk!
One Hell Of a Poem!!!!!
Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader) 8/14/2002
I doubt you'll find that place coz cops are humans and human have a tendency to f*** around.. ;)
Reviewed by Tracey Hardie 8/14/2002
Creative write... if you have enough money.. there is always a town that can be bought! (But would you really want to live there?)
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