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Ken L Kupstis

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BLOCKBUSTER
by Ken L Kupstis

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A can't-miss Hollywood pitch session. Use it yourself, I don't care!


OKAY...
How 'bout this:
There's a retired cop
(Cynical but good-hearted)
Whose wife and kids
Are killed by...
Ummmmmmmmmmmm...
Let me think...
Drug Dealers.

So the Cop unretires
And teams up with...
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Let me think...
A beautiful but cynical FEMALE cop.
And a streetsmart wisecracking Black informant
Who knows Karate.
And they track down the Drug Dealers
Who ALSO know Karate
To their...
Ummmmmmm...
Let me think...
Lavishly equipped South American Fortress
And Blow it up
And Kick their Asses.

And did I mention they're all Aliens?

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Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster
Hmmmmmmm...interesting possibilities ~Trish~
Reviewed by christine phillips
And the sequel? LoL this was great thanks for the laugh.
Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta
Ken! That is sooo original! hehe How the heck are ya? Nice pic on yer prof. I have a new one too.
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