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The Proverbial Quest by Janna Hill Thursday, September 08, 2011 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan If women could pee standing up- we would.

Feet behind imaginary line Eyes ahead, goals defined Elbows out, space declared Wide legs braced, shoulders squared Members grasped with buttocks tight A self anointed, appointed rite Pride competing in the proverbial quest With streams of ego from bladders pressed Spatters of urine on feet ignored Off to the next chase and aim once more On and on till the kidney falls dry So none can say we didn’t try _jrh September 08, 2011

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors	9/10/2011

Reminds me of a poster I saw in the 80's. Lady at the urinal with the guys. By the way, more than one fellow's foot has been drenched by "cocky" practices like the hands off approach. Patrick




Reviewed by Regis Auffray	9/9/2011

I love the wit and humor of this write, Janna. Well done! Love and best wishes to you, Regis




Reviewed by Christine Tsen	9/9/2011

One of the most hilarious poems ever, you go girl, your writing has an admirable imaginary range! Blessings, Christine




Reviewed by John Flanagan	9/9/2011

Gotta love this, Janna, gotta love it! John




Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather	9/8/2011

look up GOGIRL.... a real product I kid-you-not. They were laughing about this on a local radio station the other day.....maybe it's not so funny, they trade marked it. ~ Morgan




Reviewed by Richard King	9/8/2011

Sounds like you made an admirable effort. Practice makes perfect, or so they say. This was fun Janna, worth the wait. Thanks Dick




Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks	9/8/2011

astounding piece of work. Does what art should do take us out of our comfort zone make us see the word differently. Bravo janna!