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by Georg E Mateos
Thursday, October 30, 2008
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I have a whacky calendar and that moron is already in November (no way to turn it back, Xmas will come earlier here) but after so much mud throwing one must give its dues to that lovely Canadian riding on a Harley, suave as a cat (felix) and much more than a friend, a brother (Mom will be happy...I think)




We all three brothers Ed promise to behave
at the Halloween party in the House of Fee,
with Jersey Devil Ed and Rufuz taking a bath
smelling roses they will come, you will see,
and holding at educated bay his five dogs
dressed as werewolves all in a short leash
under the watchful eye of Mean Tall Woman
a grand entrance will be done by PeeWee,
yours truly will enter as a horny Casanova.
how glad I am you will feel when you hug me.

In the invitation, our own up the border Felix
a treat no like other Halloween he did promise,
girls wearing only a pair of shoes and a smile
and I hope some of them come with a whip,
because there will come a lot of naughty boys
which need from a Dominatrix a little discipline;
also, plenty food was mention in the invitation,
but not a word of bootlegged spiritual drinks,
a party can’t be a party without drunken girls
lap dancing without panties for Ed PeeWee!

Now, we expect the teacher from Kentucky
wearing bluegrass from the Downs of Churchill
and to be not less shy little Southern Comfort
will teach a naughty thing or two to Tiger Lily;
eighteen-wheelers Rose we will be watching
she told us coming to the party in bare skin
those Canadian broads know how to entertain
good men drinking Coors, the best of beers,
which don’t give a hoot going shooting moose
when a cherry in bed is more than there is.

Amber and William dancing a tight hot tango,
more like a Lambada seeing them if you ask me,
pretending that we don’t know their shenanigans
“collaboration” my foot, those two are in heat;
salty Walt will come as that pirate Long John
with a third wood leg after seeing so much skin,
and to be no less enthusiastic our “Texan” Ted
be shouting hoorah! in duet with drunk Jasmin,
as Tinka from Africa will arrive with bare chest
like they do it over there, the crib of strip-tease.

We can’t be so ungallant to forget those two
that seeing double after few drinks you may think,
but watch where your hand may wander there
cos one of them will whack your head with a stick,
I am referring to them two full of storming temper
know to all us as the most lovable teddy bear twins
which will dance a chorus line with all four
jumping up and down to the delight of Dan and Jim,
as Liana try to hold a angry bellicose Doctor Bonnie
helped by the likes of Charlie, Marcia and Chantilly.

The party could not be coming to the wee hours
without La Belle Rouge as the Dark Night Queen
searching for a slippery Colonel with much desires
a piece of her mind to that “wanderer” to give,
corralled he would open a grand champagne bottle
and ask her for her forgiveness and a make over kiss,
after all this most have been the most fantastic one
of all those most boring and repetitious Halloweens,
so, our hat are off to a great Canadian friend party
where all were welcomed, at the House of Fee.




  



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Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill 10/31/2008
hahahahahha--- salty Walt... gotta love it!
Becca~
Reviewed by Morning Star 10/31/2008
ha ha...PeeWee...yours truly will enter as a horny Casanova

Lol your I Love what you will make your entrance!!

Lol... Peewee say hi to Amber And William for me

Amber and William dancing a tight hot tango,
more like a Lambada seeing them if you ask me,
pretending that we don’t know their shenanigans
“collaboration”
I LOVE IT!!!
Happy Halloween Bash!!!
Peace Love and Boo Morning Star


Reviewed by Michelle Mead 10/30/2008
Each one of these i read gets better and better :)
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 10/30/2008
Oh Georg we PROMISE a real good unforgetable time at Fee's party, so glad you and your brothers can join in the fun. Most of us Canadian gals carry a whip if nothing else. See you there.lol

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Edward Lupinacci 10/30/2008
this really cracked me up
Such a talent you have But I must warn you
Beware of La Belle A trifle in the wrong direction
will cause her to get a gun and shoot your Er....
Reviewed by Marcia Miller-Twiford 10/30/2008
"G" rated? You're a bad, bad boy Georg.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/30/2008
Georg,as as a vampire,you will really have a ball;-)and your finale,shows where your true intentions are!Happy Halloween!
Hope you make it through the night;-)

Love,
ET
Reviewed by Cryssa C 10/30/2008
Ummmm... huh,hmm...I didn't make it past the first stanza... (Blushing) You might just want to change the rating on this one, Georg. It is by NO means G rated...chuckle, cough...

Cryssa
P.S. Don't think Charlie will want to be included in that party either, Georg...hee, hee...
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 10/30/2008
Edvard you are so wicked!
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 10/30/2008
Hilarious Poem! Happy Halloween!!

Mary
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 10/30/2008
Awwww, do we have to drink that panther piss beer that Edvard likes, can't we have some real brew, something with flavor, something with class, even something from Canada is better than Coors...JD/ed
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 10/30/2008
Ted bring another Armadillo or dildo or whatever I'll be leaning on you apparently, drunk as a skunk, and yodellin, hy ho, silver, or whatever, he must have already spiked our drinks with that cheap coors he's peddlin, I'll tell Fee to gets as a good bootlegged bottle of good Canadian Whisky, we'll not have a hangover in the morn but be frisky, to help out with you know what ha!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/30/2008
Howling out loud: gonna be a riot, ain't it? *Whap* watch where you're puttin' your hand, bub. LOL *WHACK!* Whoops, sorry, wasn't your hand .... *blushing* Well done, Georg!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 10/30/2008
...well dear one,,, I (Mortica) am bloody excited to do the tango with you,, and Thing ,,, taught me a thing or two... so you betta be ready!
Mortica
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 10/30/2008
Wowwwwwwwwww...this is goin be so much funnnnnnnnnn..yippieee cant wait..hmmmmm what to wear...hmmmm no panties huh...LOL...cute real cute sweet man...Hugsss and more to come at the party...(Giggles)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/30/2008
Am I the twin witht the stick?? LOL In any event, this is an adorable write; well done, Georg!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D LOL
Reviewed by Liana Margiva 10/30/2008
WONDERFUL!!!!!!!! VERY INTERESTING!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Bonnie May 10/30/2008
What a party we had, one big gigantic bash...what wild childs we have on AD, Excellent write to show what good buddies we have here and what a talented writer you are. Love and hugs Georg, Bonnie
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 10/30/2008
...where all were welcomed at the house of Fee...excellent offering, Georg, an what a Halloween Bash you have created...thanks for not mentioning that I was one of the pantie-less fems. I get soooo darned crazy after a few drinks.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/30/2008
Holy Howloween, Horny Casanova Brother! How The Hell Did You Talk Jersey Into Taking a Bath for Freaky Fee's Howloween Bash??!!

Him smelling like roses, and drunken girls lap dancing without panties for Ed PeeWee -WOW!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/30/2008
Between teardrops, I humbly thank my good friend and brother from another mother south of the border Ed, your touching poem made me realize how wonderful an international family we do have on the den. Perhaps if all the world leaders joined and came to our Halloween Bash there would be less war and more party. Great write my friend.
fee
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines 10/30/2008
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

With a wild and wooly bunch like THAT -- all the real werewolves and vampires (and the Ghost Riders in the Sky) will be running for their lives!!!

I'll come riding in on my bucking armadillo :-)

Ted
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