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Four lines about Humor
by Georg E Mateos

Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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I never claimed that my weird way of humor was a true North one but if you think about it...good humor is kind of overrated when nobody is laughing, like inside a bank...








Constipationís enema, you get pain only when you laugh.
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Motherís Day come nine months after Fatherís Day?
If God donít play with dices, where craps games come from?






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Reviewed by JMS Bell 7/26/2010
GREAT 'MATEOS' HUMOR HERE...WITTY AND APPRECIATED. THANKS FOR SHARING, LOVE AND BLESSINGS, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 7/2/2010
That lil midgit in walmart check out line invnted that shampo called
"Gee...Your hair smells terrific!"
I love your funny bones Georg...
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 7/2/2010
Georg your humor is stellar!
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 7/1/2010
In a bank Georg? I see you are finally learning how to really live it up, huh?

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 7/1/2010
One of us is getting weirder. I enjoy these 4-liners more each time.
Reviewed by Liana Margiva 7/1/2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 6/30/2010
Without reading any other reviews, Georg, dice don't crap, or gods, mankind does. Humor? Sorry, I forgot.

Erin Elizabeth Kelly-Moen
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci 6/30/2010
I love your four lines and off the wall humor!! You are one of a kind my friend. ~Chessly
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/30/2010
Procrastination works for me...until it doesn't. Patrick
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/30/2010
Your humor is unique Edvard just like you!;-) Lil bro Jersey,likes to copy you too;-)

Sis TL
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 6/30/2010
The Mother's Day/ Father's Day things has me thinking!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/30/2010
Yeah, Edvard, you GOT to have a sense of humor having to look at that mug of your's every morning in the mirror...;-) ed
Reviewed by John Coppolella 6/30/2010
The only real pain comes if one sneezes, coughs, laughs, or pays taxes.
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 6/30/2010
My daughter was a birthday present, born nine months later to the day.
Life's great ain't it......

~W~
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 6/30/2010
Looks like you are back to your normal self already. I'm so glad you are feeling better. Enjoyed these lines.

Sandi Angel :o)
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 6/30/2010
I've always enjoyed the weird-but-beautiful humorous side of you, Georg...and this is a no-exception time reading your poem :o)
First line: every night eat a thick, creamy peanut-butter sandwich
Second line: Doesn't everyone do this??
Third line: bringing mother's and father's days every day
Fourth line: do you think maybe the dice are loaded?
...just penning my thoughts...
Blessings and Love - Micke
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/30/2010
Cleverness in humorous lines and illustration -- if one doesn't laugh out loud (LOL) reading this, they're dead. Good thing I'm ROFL! Well said!

(((HUGS))) love and smiles, Karla. =]
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 6/30/2010
Laughter is good medicine and so yours is good for your readers. Hugs, J'nia. ps, get well and keep well.
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/30/2010
clever!
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 6/30/2010
Good humour, the only one that counts, so go with numbers Georg.
Bless ya! Jasmin Horst--- by the way we found Ed in a hive alive, buzzing, he's back cussing.
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman 6/30/2010
Sometimes the best can be stated with the least. Hopefully your sense of humor is a sign that you're feeling better.
Your friend, Mark
Reviewed by Paul Judges 6/30/2010
Well written short one, Georg !
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/30/2010
Okay now you are making my sides ache with laughter, you figure the kidney stone pain wasn't enough. Just kidding good one old buddy.
fee
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/30/2010
good humor is kind of overrated when nobody is laughing, like inside a bank...

How sadly true that is.



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