AuthorsDen.com  Join (free) | Login 

 
 Visited by 1,400,000+ people monthly.
 Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
Where Authors and Readers come together!
Signed Bookstore - Enjoy!

Signed Bookstore | Authors | Books | Stories | Articles | Poetry | Blogs | News | Events | Reviews | Videos | Success | Gold Members | Testimonials

Featured Authors: Shawn Cormier, iDennis McDonald, iBrian Kavanagh, iWillie Maartens, iKaren Stokes, iGeorge Thompson, iDiana Harrington, i
  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     
Cynthia Borris
• Become a Fan
• 54 titles
• 507 Reviews
• Share with a Friend
• Save to My Library
• Add to My Favorites
• 
Member Since: Jul, 2001

   Sitemap
   Contact Author
   Read Reviews

Books
• Chicken Soup for the Soul Moms and Sons

• Cup of Comfort for Single Mothers

• Chicken Soup for the American Idol Soul

• Chicken Soup for the Soul Celebrating Brothers and Sisters

• Chicken Soup for the Single Parent's Soul

• Chicken Soup for the Recovering Soul

• Chicken Soup for the Recovering Soul - Daily Inspirations

• No More Bobs


Short Stories
• Frog Spit and Snail Trails

• All Roads Lead Home

• A Turkey of a Tale

• Bewitched


Articles
• Recession Gray

• Pay It Forward AIG

• Naked Ladies Survive Fire

• Yes on Writers' Strike

• I'm Not Broken

• A Spoonful of Humor

• United We Idol

• The Hallelujah Dog

• Kaboom

• A Duffer with a Duck Hook


Poetry
• Idol Me an Underdog

• Battle of the Choke

• Malted Milk Balls, Please...

• To Me Gold

         More poetry...

Cynthia Borris, click here to update your web pages on AuthorsDen.

Recent poems by Cynthia Borris
Idol Me an Underdog
Battle of the Choke
Malted Milk Balls, Please...
To Me Gold
           >> View all 5
Eat often, Vote Happy
by Cynthia Borris
Saturday, November 01, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.

Share   Print   Save Become a Fan

Eat a Democrat or Republican. Vote happy


 

 
 
 
 
 
 
What are Democrats made of?
 
Sweet Mayan chocolate
Hint of cinnamon and nutmeg
Crushed almonds
 
What are Republicans made of?
 
Bittersweet chocolate
 
 
Eat your favorite political party
 
You know you want to
 
It’s better than humble pie and crow
 
And a lot more fun
 
Doesn't raise taxes
 
Good for your health 
 
Eat often
 
Vote happy
 

Post-election fun. Come on over and visit Cynthia's blog.

Republicans, Democrats, Independents

All are welcome!

www.cynthiaborris.blogspot.com


Cynthia Borris


Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!




Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle 3/19/2009
Very delightful written piece,take care

Edwin
Reviewed by Robert Sheridan 11/25/2008
Cynthia,

Spot on timing . . . and finely executed - two thumbs up!!


Hugs,

Lance
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 11/2/2008
Very timely, apt, and delightfully meaningful as well; thank you, Cynthia. Love and best wishes,

Regis
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 11/2/2008
Sweet Mayan chocolate vs. Bittersweet? I'll take the sweet Mayan, thanks!
Reviewed by Bill Broome 11/2/2008
There are certain "Leanings" already evident here. As an East Coast conservative, I must demur, while thanking you for the invitation.
- Bill
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 11/1/2008
Very cute, very enjoyable, gave me the chocolate munchies...Ed & Rufuz (woof)


Popular
Poetry
(Humor)
  1. Sharing
  2. IF CREATURES COULD SPEAK
  3. Limericks
  4. Things you do when you're high...
  5. Indulge Me... ...Please
  6. No Smoking
  7. MACHO MAN RIDES THE ROAD
  8. Opposites
  9. I Am So Bored...
  10. If I Could Be A Super Hero
  11. The Wisest Fool
  12. Holding Pattern
  13. Jay





You can also search authors by alphabetical listing: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Bookmark this page to your Favorites

Featured Authors
| New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen

© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.