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The Mysteries of the Throne
by Robert E Blackwell
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
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Don't you ever wonder about stuff like this?

The Mysteries of the Throne

I marvel at the many-rendered tales
Of homage to the palace and the throne
Where kings and queens and princes park their tails.

The pilgrimage of twilight is well known,
As Nature’s call must always be obeyed
Or else we reap the consequences sown.

I wonder why the masses are afraid
To light the way ahead and thus avoid
The pitfalls that portend relief delayed?

I must confess, amusement is enjoyed
When princesses refuse to look ahead;
Their dampened spirits quickly get annoyed.

Of answers to these thoughts, I am devoid;
These mysteries are best resolved by Freud.


© 2008 by Robert E. Blackwell

R&R Blackwell and Associates

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Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Yeah, I think about stuff like this, but I don't find this poem funny in any way. Excellent write! Blessings Holly
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Reviewed by Ed Matlack
I got all the answers but will have to keep them to myself as the Dalai Lama has instructed...;-) ed
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Hahahahahaha...hilarious...filled with "royal" energy!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Good one, Robert; well done! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat

Very humourous write about the mysteries of royalty.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
ROTF! De-throned, by wit and a left up toilet seat, hmmmmmmm, fair prince? LOL Clever, clever you. Haven't lost your edge, and I'm so glad. Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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