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Phone Repairmen
by Lawrance G Lux
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
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Modern day life.


Never on schedule, always late,
They say they will be there, but never are,
You try to pin them down,
Becoming jealous as a woman scorned,
All to no avail.
They spend seventy percent of their time
Sitting in their truck,
Laughing at Our dependency!
When they finally come when needed,
They never bring the necessary Parts.
They come again and again,
But never when they say,
And can't use a Cellphone.
Finally, you and they coordinate,
And the equipment malfunctions.
Know well they seem like nice guys,
But they were trained by Hell.




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Reviewed by Janet Caldwell (author) 6/12/2004
hee hee, trained by hell??? We must live in the same area. ;)

JC xoxoxo
Reviewed by na na (Reader) 5/15/2004
Lawrance, I thought I was the only one with this problem. Bill Murray
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/12/2004
Ain't it the truth...? ED


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