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Lawrance G Lux

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Books
· Forms of Taxation

· In Search of the Perfect Economic Matrix

· Budget Considerations

· Terrorism, Ethics, and Modern Society

· Inflation: Roots of Evil

· CRIME AND PUNISHMENT: NEW STYLE


Short Stories
· Space Mercenaries

· The Christmas Season

· Slawn Green of Bellowed Wood--Unedited much

· Parable


Articles
· Work Station Mechanics

· Economic Forces Preface

· SHORT ANALYSIS OF KEYNESIAN STIMULUS

· The Coming Political Campaign

· Benefits of Trade

· Tax Cuts

· The Gap Between Bush Claims and Reality

· Bush Economic Policy

· Understanding the Productive Process

· Consumer Demand


Poetry
· The Toothless Carnivore

· Foul Wind Blows

· Conceit

· The Trail Ends Here

· The Laughter of Life

· Here Stands the Devil

· Name the Risk

· Dark Moments

· The Land Alone

· Thought

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  Phone Repairmen
by Lawrance G Lux
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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Modern day life.


Never on schedule, always late,
They say they will be there, but never are,
You try to pin them down,
Becoming jealous as a woman scorned,
All to no avail.
They spend seventy percent of their time
Sitting in their truck,
Laughing at Our dependency!
When they finally come when needed,
They never bring the necessary Parts.
They come again and again,
But never when they say,
And can't use a Cellphone.
Finally, you and they coordinate,
And the equipment malfunctions.
Know well they seem like nice guys,
But they were trained by Hell.




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Reviewed by Janet Caldwell 6/12/2004
hee hee, trained by hell??? We must live in the same area. ;)

JC xoxoxo
Reviewed by na na (Reader) 5/15/2004
Lawrance, I thought I was the only one with this problem. Bill Murray
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/12/2004
Ain't it the truth...? ED
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