Never on schedule, always late,
They say they will be there, but never are,
You try to pin them down,
Becoming jealous as a woman scorned,
All to no avail.
They spend seventy percent of their time
Sitting in their truck,
Laughing at Our dependency!
When they finally come when needed,
They never bring the necessary Parts.
They come again and again,
But never when they say,
And can't use a Cellphone.
Finally, you and they coordinate,
And the equipment malfunctions.
Know well they seem like nice guys,
But they were trained by Hell.