A Christian Theology Verse'z Gypsy'zTheology
by Gypsy Soul
Friday, January 05, 2007
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Well thiz wuz pull'd from some where Mmm ! ! ! Perhap'z from some where tha Sun don't Shine & please no E-Mail'z or Sooky Lah ! Lah'z ! from upset(Well Truth be known,wuz actually go'n for out RAGE'D)Catholic'z,So Suck it up like a Naughty Skool Girl should for "Opinion'z are like Arse Hole'z Every body'z got One" So Spank thiz Sexy one tiz My Dance Floor your just dance'n on it,so if your dance card iz full best you not get on Mine for uz Spanka'z go hard or go Home & since i'm Home Look Tha F#.k out cause thiz Gypsy Spanka don't got No 13th Rib...
How Do Ya ! Like Them APPLE'Z ? ? ? Oh ! Wasn't there something bouta "SNAKE" ? ? ? Nah ! Not into that,but tiz all Good iz No a Spanka who like'z Her "SNAKE'Z" in a jar or what not she not fused,so bring it ON ! So sit Tha F#.K down Shut Tha F.#K up & hang on,wez go'n on a Road trip,got your sicky bag & all K let'z go all YOU GOOD THING'Z.Please feel FREE to Spank what your MUMA gave Ya ! or What My MUMA gave ME,What Eva Make'z Your Good Thing Ping...
Blessed Be ! ! !
03:28 Friday 30th June,2006.
“Get’n Spank’d ‘BUT ‘ Thank Me No...Spank ME”
What does it all mean,get’n money out of the tella machine
Perhap’z to commit a Universal Act or be a sinful fiend
My Theology: An act that’z simply Individual
A Christian Theology: Man’z Innate sin “The” first record’d act of Man, the Original Sin, upon Him fell, the first shot from William Oh ! do Tell, a F#.k’n Apple from the alleged Garden of Eden a tree feed Adam so “Original Sin” iz to feed one’z self, to live nurture & give, why so to christian’z tiz it guilt, if it wuz scribed upon a scroll “Guilt Original Sin” iz a pathetic man made thing. So if Man made Adam a sinner for merely feeding what wuz innately within "HUNGER" than listen up Good Christian’z I’ll give you tha shive if you bloody wellthink uz Chick’z where made from Man’z 13th rib, well think again or try’n adlibe,who iz God & Goddess & haz life force within, I scribe, you say Father,Son,Holy spirit your theology suck’z for Adam & Eve coulda been Adam & Steve if they want’d by My Theology that iz ! ! !
(How Ya ! all still like’n dem Dar Apple’z)
regardless they were just 2 Spanka’z in an Orchid of Bountiful fruit’z & you wuna believe thay were make’n off with your precious LOOT when all they were do’n wuz have’n a feed nothing to heavy then may be time for a quick root, then off 2 tha Pub for a cold Bevy & a game of Pool the spanka’z did scoot.
My Theology may be just that ,but it make’z more sense & I think it’ll piss you Christian’z off 2 NO your precious Missionary Position iz just that a position your in when your not in a POSITION...
Blessed Be ! ! !
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|Reviewed by firstname.lastname@example.org Bennett
|Your poetry gives on so m uch meaning that you have to recieve positive feedback from all that review. Thanks for sharing with me and many others here on the lovely Den.|
|Reviewed by Regis Auffray
|I was born into the RC "faith" so I can see where you'd be coming from. I respect people who are not afraid to state where they stand on issues and such. Thank you. Love and peace to you,
|Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
|Glad Im not an RC or even an ex RC,the thought of eternal hellfire is enough to scare anyone into buying indulgences, no wonder vatican vaults are chock a block!!
MEH..You gotta find God through the direct source, His SON, not some pompous ass of a priest dolling out absolution in a box...wot a load of...
The only thing that P...d me off was that I am slightly dyslexic, and I found reading this ruddy hard.
|Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines
|Giggle! "Adam and Steve" would sure rock some boats! Leave it to you to think of something like that! Like Fee said, it was about scaring little kids, and they do grow up to create "life according to CNN." I've always thought that the "snake and apple" concept was badly flawed. Why would God not want them to know about "good and evil"? Like, maybe their acts/thoughts would never be "evil"? Animals do not know about "good and evil," but they kill in their normal food-chain processing, and killing is supposed to be "evil." Hmm. I have seen this topic discussed in many Christian and Pagan groups without any resolution, so it remains a puzzle. Animals have no morality, yet humans (with all their so-called morality) are the worst predators on the face of the earth. Go figure!
|Reviewed by richard cederberg
I am a Christian, have been since I was miraculously healed at the age of five, and you didn' piss me off with this write. I was, however, intrigued with the edgy spirit in your words and thoughts. You do write with a certain amount of venom and conviction which, for a writer striving to be successful, is necessary.
Light and Wisdom ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
|Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
|Reviewed by Felix Perry
|Interesting Gypsy and as an ex RC myself I can readlily see where you are coming from and yea the whole thing does smack of scary stories to frighten little children, little children do grow up though and science and education gave them the power to know what is real and what is not.