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Some people like to trust their fate to numerology. I think it's kinda' funny.


Celebrate! Itís 8-8-08!
Isnít it great, great, so great,
that the Olympics chose 8-8-08,
to open the games in China?

And so we stayed up late,
too, too, way too late.
slipped over into 8-9-08,
by then it didnít matter.

And then we ate,
ate, ate, and oh we ate.
Can you spell, ďsate.Ē
Fell into a deep stupor.

Arrived at heavenís gate,
sawed, sawed, and sawed that grate.
Woke up in a sweaty state,
wondering what is fate.

So set the clock and set the date,
thirteen months from now.
Will be fine at 9-9-09,
at least thatís the line.

Plan to celebrate again in 9-9-09,
nine, nine, oh nine is mine.
Eat, drink, and stay up too late.
Will have C4 in bed this time.


Copyright 2008 © Ronald W. Hull


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Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 8/13/2008
Great writing as always sweet man..take care ok...HUgsss
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 8/10/2008
Good points, Ron. Thank you for sharing you wit and humor. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Michael Guy 8/10/2008
and I thought there was something special about 7-7-07!! Well am I disappointed. I'm glad I forgot about 8-8-08.
I never thought about next year until your poem...ummm... 12/12/12 is gonna be scary!
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 8/10/2008
Lots of celebrating opportunities without waiting for the numbers to line up. Good write, Ron.
Best regards,
Reviewed by Jon Willey 8/10/2008
--hah! --its great, your poem regarding 08/08/08 -- numerology, oh well -- do not wait until 09/09/09 to celebrate and sate - do it next weekend, already! -- C4, whoa! -- that's too serious for me -- say kaboom, Ron -- God bless --JMW
Reviewed by E T Waldron 8/10/2008
However you count, add, or sum it up, your poem counts;-)...ET
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 8/10/2008
That will make some wild fireworks...if you are going to set it off while in bed with you, let me know, I would pay to see you launched into space...;-) ed
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 8/10/2008
I did the ate-ate-ate thing on Friday too, Ron. I had a house guest from Cincinnati and there just never seems to be enough time for visitors to eat all of the great Southwestern food that they have been craving. So we ate and we ate and we ate until our lips and tongues were singed from green chile and our stomachs s-ate-ed, at least for an hour or so. Very cute offering, Ron, brought a smile to my face.

Take care,

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 8/10/2008
Oh goodie, can't wait for 10-10-010
I'll wonder where time had been..
Good one Ron
Ron A.
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson 8/10/2008
Splendid humor! Loved it! Thanks Ron.
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