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3-D (Warning Erotic)
by Ronald W. Hull

Saturday, September 04, 2010
Rated "R" by the Author.
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Made my day...

My world was flat,
but now it is round.

I think it's a Dolby,
I can hear the sound.

There's got to be something wrong,
with my eyes.

Because I got to wear glasses,
just to see their size.

Jumping jeepers Jupiter!
That went right past my nose.

Next thing you know,
they'll make me wear ladies' hose.

Now that's a sight that I’d like to see,
her trying on stockings in 3-D.

She can skip the panties,
for the scene.

And do a little triple X,
in between.

So when I can't find,
my real live blowup doll.

I can flip on my 3-D,
and do it in style.

Copyright 2010 © Ronald W. Hull


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Reviewed by Charles Coker 1/26/2014
I really liked this one...slightly erotic but funny too. I'll have to think of this one next time I drag out my blow up doll.
Reviewed by Layla Thomas 2/1/2012
you look quite fine in your glasses i'm sure the new color of the lens in the 3-D will make it all the more exciting....for you i mean of course. ;-) such fun to see new sides of people... who'd know

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 9/13/2010
Naughty, naughty and delightful.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 9/12/2010
Clever and funny, Ron. Thank you for sharing your wit and humor. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 9/5/2010
Giggle!!! This is very funny, Ronald!Thanks for the giggles!

Reviewed by Jon Willey 9/4/2010
Are the glasses really necessary Ron? May peace love and joy be with you my friend. Jon Michael
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green 9/4/2010
;) Ronald, Ronald, Ronald. ;)

This is g r e a t, man. Rarely see light verse this good.

Long and short and round of it is, I LOVE IT.

xxx L xxx O xxx L xxx

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