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Her Action

 


It was action, Jackson,
that she craved.
Not the Green Stamps,
that Jesus saved.

It was Stallone,
that got her rocks off.
Inspired, her boyfriend,
she blew his socks off.

3-D was her,
mode of transit.
Preferred the rush,
over a romance it.

Multitasking,
was her habit.
From hole to hole,
like a rabbit.

She read a book,
by its cover.
Never passed up,
an action lover.

Danced with stars,
throughout the night.
Her American Idol,
gunned a knife fight.

Privates of Ryan,
were revealed.
Needed something,
more well-heeled.

She real gold dug,
like the Kardashians,
Striking it rich,
on her reruns.

Copyright 2012 © Ronald W. Hull

2/11/12

 

 

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Cool!
Reviewed by JMS Bell
POOH!...ON THOSE PAPARAZZIES, THEY ARE TERRIBLE! NOT EVEN ONE PRIVATE MOMENT...TO 'DIG' IN PEACE(SMILE)! THANKS FOR THE SHARE. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND PEACE...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Gives a whole new spin to Goldfinger!
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
giggle....very entertaining, Ronald! Thanks for the chuckles...

Anna
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
think the Mighty Waters of the Great Atlantic somewhat divorce me from the total import of this one, Ron, but like the feel of it.... so to speak. Is this opportunist your equivalent of our Heather Mills, do you think? Her daughter, maybe!? :)) xx
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
There's gold in them thar greens. A two fingered pick, now that is talent. Patrick
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
A good laugh with or without any cliches...and I would have thought that she "blew" her boyfriends socks off...not the other way round...e
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Ah, Ron, you said much here,never mind the clichés .
Reviewed by jude forese
lol ... good laughs on this one, Ron ...
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