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Cutting the Cheese
by Edward Patterson

Just a simple gathering of the Gay & Lesbian Activist Association of New Birch and Sipsboror (GLAABS) and we plunge down a hilarious ride to perdition...  
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Death of a Ladies Man
by Judy C Meeker
Friday, August 11, 2006
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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I was also beaten across the nation

Just for recreation

But took love into consideration

And bore it with a grin

Until my love wore thin

And then, when...

My nerves became shot, shattered, and destroyed

I became a bit annoyed

And got disgusted...

Got to where I couldn't be trusted.

I caught love in his sleep

And sewed him in a sheet

Then commenced to beat

Him until he became flat and slushy

I hope this poem is not too mushy?

Perhaps I cut off his balls

If I did it was for good cause

I can't remember if I did

I am now a women to be reckoned with...

I find no sane benefit

In looking back in regret

Wishing we had never met

And the details of my story

Is much too gross and gory

To be of any glory

And would gather a wealth

Of pity for myself.

Its not sympathy I'm after

But a chuckle and your laughter.

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/10/2006
Your points are well made, Judy. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Judy Meeker 8/29/2006
This is only a toy poem Tigran.
Reviewed by Tigran Israelyan 8/14/2006
O Judy take this off at once.
You are calm and kind.

Tigran Israelyan

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