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Judy C Meeker

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Cutting the Cheese
by Edward Patterson

Just a simple gathering of the Gay & Lesbian Activist Association of New Birch and Sipsboror (GLAABS) and we plunge down a hilarious ride to perdition...  
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Death of a Ladies Man
by Judy C Meeker
Friday, August 11, 2006
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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I was also beaten across the nation


Just for recreation


But took love into consideration


And bore it with a grin


Until my love wore thin


And then, when...


My nerves became shot, shattered, and destroyed


I became a bit annoyed


And got disgusted...


Got to where I couldn't be trusted.


I caught love in his sleep


And sewed him in a sheet


Then commenced to beat


Him until he became flat and slushy


I hope this poem is not too mushy?


Perhaps I cut off his balls


If I did it was for good cause


I can't remember if I did


I am now a women to be reckoned with...


I find no sane benefit


In looking back in regret


Wishing we had never met


And the details of my story


Is much too gross and gory


To be of any glory


And would gather a wealth


Of pity for myself.


Its not sympathy I'm after


But a chuckle and your laughter.

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/10/2006
Your points are well made, Judy. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Judy Meeker 8/29/2006
This is only a toy poem Tigran.
Reviewed by Tigran Israelyan 8/14/2006
O Judy take this off at once.
You are calm and kind.

Tigran Israelyan












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