Little bird, little bird up in thar tree
Why did you have to go and pee on me?
I gave you food, why did you have to be so crued?
I wasn't displeased with your singing, and you let the faucets flow
What a blow! Now I have to go home and take a shower, but all this rain is rising the flowers
A little mouse stole my last piece of cheese, and started to sneeze on me. Whoa, is me!
Now, I have a cold would it be so bold for you not to pee on me
Little bird, little bird up in thar tree, why are you snickering at me?
I still give you food and water, but you still hiss at me
Now a dropping of poop falls on my head, and the next five minutes you'll wish you were dead
But I can't harm a little bird, so cute and tweety. I really think you are a sweety
So I head back home, and leave you be while you sit up there in thar tree