Wild West Journal
By: Dawn Mullan
it's March 5th, 1854.
i was riding toward the southwest territory,
Arizona as it was called.
i was headed toward Mexico.
Cannibals had taken over a small town.
it was my duty to help the local people
take back their homes.
in the bright sun of the desert,
the blue sky seemed endless.
my throat was dry and
my trusty steed tired.
as i rode horseback, i had
a confession to make:
i didn't know how to stop them
cannibals.
Archer is my gunfighter name.
More subtle than Jesse James.
More accurate than Billy the Kid.
But my name was not well known.
i survived gun shot wounds and
dancing with left footed Miss Claire.
i've done it all.
as i came into town,
one person met me at the sheriff's office.
he was scrappy but robust.
he shivered with fright.
He told me his name was Warner.
i observed his hand-ringing
while he told me the story
how his whole town was eaten.
i shot him. dead.
maybe he should have
taken the spoon out of
his back pocket.
I mounted my horse
as the sun set, i went east.
i heard Georgia had a sasquatch.
And that's how i saved the
southwest from being
devoured by a cannibal.