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Steve Coltman

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· Cup Final and Apples

· Gorgeous A Got Married

· What Would My Dad Say?

· When The Weather

· The Disgruntled Beard

· Room On Top- If Only

· Great Minds Think

· Life Is......

· River That Aches

· Stroll on Geordie

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  The Artist
by Steve Coltman
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Artist not happy when his art is not seen

Art, it is art said the artist so loud

Well I can't see it, though you're obviously proud

Can't you see waves and seagulls that soar

All I can see is a plain wall.........and door

He angrily called me an artistic heathen

I politely said that my name was Steven

His face then turned red with pure revulsion

But I'd only asked for......... two coats of emulsion


01/07/08 Steve coltman

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Reviewed by Regina Pounds 7/5/2008
cute and funny and so appropriate for much of modern art

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 7/1/2008
The artists eye has a sixth sense of its own and can see what others can not, well said...

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 7/1/2008
I can see the waves and the seagulls in my mind all the time. Two of my favorite things. Don't know what the gist of this poem is but I do see seagulls in the lake near my home even though 3 1/2 hr away from the ocean.

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