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How To Win A Race
by Arthur Tugman

Thursday, January 03, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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How To Win A Race


Act like a terrapin
Success comes by sticking your neck out


-- Arthur Tugman


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/4/2008
I cheat....lol!!

Love Tinka
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