Good Old World's End
Here's to good old World's End --
It's just around the nearest bend!
For clammy beds, it can't be beat --
it's the finest place for muddy feet!
Into your bed the water will seep --
but the mud is only ankle-deep!
If your tent begins to float --
just pretend it's a real boat!
Every camper likes dry wood --
but you take the bad right with the good!
Don't bring toothpaste, don't bring soap --
for being clean there is no hope!
The food is great without a doubt --
once you wring the water out!
Delicious hamburgers made by Pop --
with juicy mosquitoes right on top!
The outhouse is the latest thing --
but don't forget -- a clothespin bring!
So pack your gear and pack it light --
You'll leave here after just one night!
Oh, here's to good old World's End --
it's just around the farthest bend!